Busta Nut Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 16/01/2024 at 21:29, Peil said: Liked it so much she tried it twice? repeated head and neck movements resulting in a strain IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 I never get warm toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 10 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I never get warm toast. As a concept? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Last night the wind was blowing an absolute hoolie. We went to bed at the usual time, but with the racket coming from outside there was no way we were getting to sleep. (Wait for it, wait for it....) After about an hour, Mrs Salt and Vinegar says that there's no way she's going to get to sleep...... ..,.and says "I'm off downstairs to make a cup of tea." Women! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printer Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 9 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Last night the wind was blowing an absolute hoolie. We went to bed at the usual time, but with the racket coming from outside there was no way we were getting to sleep. (Wait for it, wait for it....) After about an hour, Mrs Salt and Vinegar says that there's no way she's going to get to sleep...... ..,.and says "I'm off downstairs to make a cup of tea." Women! And didn't even offer you one? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 17/01/2024 at 10:04, philpy said: Doonhamer bin yum yum 16th on the FBI most wanted list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 36 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I never get warm toast. Opposite gripe for me . If we have a loaf that's slightly too big for the toaster I put up with having slightly squashed ends but all done in one toasting . She insists on putting it in so that a third of it sticks out the top then turning it upside down to toast the other end which always results in the middle being completely burnt to a crisp. Every. Single . Time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 I often get moaned at for not doing enough of specific bits of housework; ironing being one. Came out of the shower and the jeans I wanted were unironed so I turned on the iron and ironed about a half dozen kids blouses off the clothes horse and a couple of jumpers while I had the board out. Wife comes in and snarls “I ironed earlier in the week!”, slams door, stomps downstairs. I’ll know better next time. No more ironing for me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: I often get moaned at for not doing enough of specific bits of housework; ironing being one. Came out of the shower and the jeans I wanted were unironed so I turned on the iron and ironed about a half dozen kids blouses off the clothes horse and a couple of jumpers while I had the board out. Wife comes in and snarls “I ironed earlier in the week!”, slams door, stomps downstairs. I’ll know better next time. No more ironing for me! Who irons jeans? Apart from you obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Who irons jeans? Apart from you obviously. I’m not holding myself out as some sort of expert here, very much an enthusiastic amateur at basic level, but they looked like they’d been in a bin bag so i thought I’d make them flatter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Who irons jeans? Apart from you obviously. Me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Just now, coprolite said: I’m not holding myself out as some sort of expert here, very much an enthusiastic amateur at basic level, but they looked like they’d been in a bin bag so i thought I’d make them flatter. Five minutes on and the pub heat of your body works wonders. Smart shirts are the only things I iron since covid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Some people are for the watching. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Who irons jeans? Apart from you obviously. People that don’t look like they slept in a bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 2 minutes ago, kingjoey said: Me. ^^^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 I inadvertently started 20 pages on dishwashing techniques on this thread before so I’m bailing before it all goes mumsnet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 3 minutes ago, Left Back said: People that don’t look like they slept in a bin. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 24 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: Opposite gripe for me . If we have a loaf that's slightly too big for the toaster I put up with having slightly squashed ends but all done in one toasting . She insists on putting it in so that a third of it sticks out the top then turning it upside down to toast the other end which always results in the middle being completely burnt to a crisp. Every. Single . Time. Couldn’t you just cut the bread in half and use two slots? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 20 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Couldn’t you just cut the bread in half and use two slots? Then he'll have two slices, but he only wants one... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Then he'll have two slices, but he only wants one... Cut the toaster in half and use one side as a lid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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