Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Her "I've saved money on your health cover. You just have to show them you walk more than 6,000 steps per day". Can see my phone getting strapped to the dog. You'd get a bigger discount if you strapped it to @throbber 's wanking arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: ". Can see my phone getting strapped to the dog. They’ll think you’re back the caffeine and drink and up your premiums imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Buys bread. Leaves in on the (empty) bread bin and not in the bread bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 7 minutes ago, mathematics said: Buys bread. Leaves in on the (empty) bread bin and not in the bread bin. You should have opened the bread bin to prove it was empty, imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Won't let me go back up to Scotland to kidnap the Rent Boi & adopt him as our own hound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, mathematics said: Buys bread. Leaves in on the (empty) bread bin and not in the bread bin. Yeah, silly stuff. However, she gets away with it because it's tiger bread, which is just splendid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 56 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: You should have opened the bread bin to prove it was empty, imho. She’s probably chopped up inside it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Whenever our door bell rings she always says : "Oh will you get it?" This is been happening ever since that poor guy in Nairn was shot dead on his doorstep when he answered his door way back in 2004. (We lived in that area at that time and she's never forgotten it) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 23 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Whenever our door bell rings she always says : "Oh will you get it?" This is been happening ever since that poor guy in Nairn was shot dead on his doorstep when he answered his door way back in 2004. (We lived in that area at that time and she's never forgotten it) Mine always says "Who's that at the door?" (We haven't got a door bell, so the door just gets a chap.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Buys bread. Leaves in on the (empty) bread bin and not in the bread bin.Yeah, but she gets a pass this time cos’ she bought tattie scones too...... [emoji56] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 This 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 I had no idea folk still used bread bins in this days in age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 You lot are going soft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 You lot are going soft.Generally happens with age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Chicken Wing said: 30 minutes ago, mathematics said: You lot are going soft. Generally happens with age. And drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 55 minutes ago, Dele said: I had no idea folk still used bread bins in this days in age. Where do you store your bread products? Let me guess, in the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Whenever our door bell rings she always says : "Oh will you get it?" This is been happening ever since that poor guy in Nairn was shot dead on his doorstep when he answered his door way back in 2004. (We lived in that area at that time and she's never forgotten it)He was in the year below me at school 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 On 27/05/2019 at 10:29, RockMusic said: Mine has a handbag that has more rubbish in it than the average wheelie bin. It's like a tardis of crap and it results in her taking 10 minutes to find the one useful item in it. I don’t understand this. My handbag has my purse, keys and phone in it. What else could you need?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Where do you store your bread products? Let me guess, in the fridge. I only eat fresh rolls, I don't need to store them. A half loaf just goes on the bottom shelf of the 'crisp cupboard', along with biscuits. I don't thi k I buy any other bread products. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Black and White Tragic said: This This rockets to the top 5 worst things ever posted in this thread, which is some achievement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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