Rizzo Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 59 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Playing devil's advocate, perhaps he's seen how this lot treat loyal folk who do everything right and he's just decided to rip the piss while he's still there. No fun for you once he gets the heave go and you're paying the mortgage right enough. There might be an element of that in it I imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 22 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 23 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Your marriage sounds fucking unbearable. I expect my experiences are tame tbh. They are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Na, keep imagining it the other way round. Imagine you did all that then tried to make it up by whipping yer piece out and making the offer of Nat King..... Shes playing you. Dont fall for it. Ach I'm as big a dick as her tbf. When I came in from work I went upstairs then came down and asked if she was going to scrub the floor so it never smelled of sickness. So she has been up several times today scrubbing it with all sorts of her mad cleaning items. I never smelled sickness in the first place and the room actually smelled incredibly fresh. But me saying it tormented her OCD. I'm a cruel fucker but that's my getting her back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Will the judge let me off with murder if I say constant loud chewing of gum was the motivation for the killing?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 On 23/02/2020 at 18:46, 19QOS19 said: On 23/02/2020 at 18:37, Miguel Sanchez said: Your marriage sounds fucking unbearable. I expect my experiences are tame tbh. Women: fucking crackpots. Nah, you’re definitely moaning more than most on this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 The odd infuriating thing is done by both partners in any relationship, but some of the stuff posted on this thread is mind bending.Much of it screams 'that VL from school who gets a girlfriend who is a total arsehole, but refuses to break up with her because he's scared he'll never find anyone else' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 42 minutes ago, throbber said: Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration. Perhaps you could run a wee P&B competition and print out your 6 faves and stick them in the frame to see if she notices. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Not an image I need in my head. Thankfully this is one of those times where the pics or gtf rule does not apply! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, throbber said: I’m going to start with the picture she took last Sunday night / Monday morning as I lay drunk in bed with my hairy area hanging out as my boxers had descended. Anyone who takes photos of someone when they are vulnerable, regardless of it being self inflicted is a cünt of the highest order. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 It’s pretty disgusting tbf, my body hair is very long and black and particularly unkempt on my arse and my boxers are hanging down because they are too small for me. They'd do that if they were too big.... No? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, throbber said: She did it because she couldn’t get to sleep as I was snoring so much. There was no malice. How would a photo stop you snoring? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 18 minutes ago, throbber said: It was just to embarrass me the next day so it would prevent it happening again. What other ailments does she have a cure for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Much of it screams 'that VL from school who gets a girlfriend who is a total arsehole, but refuses to break up with her because he's scared he'll never find anyone else' 1 hour ago, throbber said: I’m going to start with the picture she took last Sunday night / Monday morning as I lay drunk in bed with my hairy area hanging out as my boxers had descended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 12 hours ago, throbber said: Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration. Fill it up yourself, won't be long before she sorts it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How would a photo stop you snoring? She shoved it down his throat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 12 hours ago, throbber said: Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration. I’m sure you have plenty interesting photos to put in it. Do it and see if she notices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration. Print a large photo of Katie Hopkins face, cut it into 6 smaller photos, arrange them randomly in the frame and watch your missus recoil in horror when she clicks who it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Put 6 of these in the frame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m sure you have plenty interesting photos to put in it. Do it and see if she notices. 6 versions of his hairy arse photo she took, all printed in different colours. Like an Andy Warhol. And Andy Warhole, if you like. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: 6 versions of his hairy arse photo she took, all printed in different colours. Like an Andy Warhol. And Andy Warhole, if you like. "Ah, throbber, nice of you to put photos of your immediate family up" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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