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59 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:


Playing devil's advocate, perhaps he's seen how this lot treat loyal folk who do everything right and he's just decided to rip the piss while he's still there.

No fun for you once he gets the heave go and you're paying the mortgage right enough.

There might be an element of that in it I imagine. 

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Na, keep imagining it the other way round. Imagine you did all that then tried to make it up by whipping yer piece out and making the offer of Nat King.....

Shes playing you. Dont fall for it.
Ach I'm as big a dick as her tbf. When I came in from work I went upstairs then came down and asked if she was going to scrub the floor so it never smelled of sickness. So she has been up several times today scrubbing it with all sorts of her mad cleaning items.

I never smelled sickness in the first place and the room actually smelled incredibly fresh. But me saying it tormented her OCD. I'm a cruel fucker but that's my getting her back ;)
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On 23/02/2020 at 18:46, 19QOS19 said:
On 23/02/2020 at 18:37, Miguel Sanchez said:
Your marriage sounds fucking unbearable. 

I expect my experiences are tame tbh. Women: fucking crackpots.

Nah, you’re definitely moaning more than most on this thread. 

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42 minutes ago, throbber said:

Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration.

Perhaps you could run a wee P&B competition and print out your 6 faves and stick them in the frame to see if she notices.

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10 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


I’m going to start with the picture she took last Sunday night / Monday morning as I lay drunk in bed with my hairy area hanging out as my boxers had descended.

 

Anyone who takes photos of someone when they are vulnerable, regardless of it being self inflicted is a cünt of the highest order.

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2 hours ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said:

Much of it screams 'that VL from school who gets a girlfriend who is a total arsehole, but refuses to break up with her because he's scared he'll never find anyone else'

 

1 hour ago, throbber said:

 


I’m going to start with the picture she took last Sunday night / Monday morning as I lay drunk in bed with my hairy area hanging out as my boxers had descended.

 

 

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12 hours ago, throbber said:

Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration.

Fill it up yourself, won't be long before she sorts it out.

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12 hours ago, throbber said:

Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration.

I’m sure you have plenty interesting photos to put in it. 
 

Do it and see if she notices.

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Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration.


Print a large photo of Katie Hopkins face, cut it into 6 smaller photos, arrange them randomly in the frame and watch your missus recoil in horror when she clicks who it is.
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