Sergeant Wilson Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, throbber said: She did it because she couldn’t get to sleep as I was snoring so much. There was no malice. How would a photo stop you snoring? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 14 minutes ago, throbber said: It’s pretty disgusting tbf, my body hair is very long and black and particularly unkempt on my arse and my boxers are hanging down because they are too small for me. They'd do that if they were too big.... No? Not when you are lying down. 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How would a photo stop you snoring? It was just to embarrass me the next day so it would prevent it happening again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 18 minutes ago, throbber said: It was just to embarrass me the next day so it would prevent it happening again. What other ailments does she have a cure for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Much of it screams 'that VL from school who gets a girlfriend who is a total arsehole, but refuses to break up with her because he's scared he'll never find anyone else' 1 hour ago, throbber said: I’m going to start with the picture she took last Sunday night / Monday morning as I lay drunk in bed with my hairy area hanging out as my boxers had descended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 12 hours ago, throbber said: Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration. Fill it up yourself, won't be long before she sorts it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How would a photo stop you snoring? She shoved it down his throat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 12 hours ago, throbber said: Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration. I’m sure you have plenty interesting photos to put in it. Do it and see if she notices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Bought my girlfriend a photo frame that can hold about 6 photos in it when we moved to the new house in August and she still hasn’t put any photos in it. I hung it up on the wall in an attempt to speed the process up a little bit but it just sits there looking like an incredibly stupid decoration. Print a large photo of Katie Hopkins face, cut it into 6 smaller photos, arrange them randomly in the frame and watch your missus recoil in horror when she clicks who it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Put 6 of these in the frame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m sure you have plenty interesting photos to put in it. Do it and see if she notices. 6 versions of his hairy arse photo she took, all printed in different colours. Like an Andy Warhol. And Andy Warhole, if you like. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: 6 versions of his hairy arse photo she took, all printed in different colours. Like an Andy Warhol. And Andy Warhole, if you like. "Ah, throbber, nice of you to put photos of your immediate family up" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 You could try filling the frame with photos of ex girlfriends. Not sure how long the frame would last though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 I am convinced my is feart of 5 mins of continuous silence. reagrdless of what is happening, could be nothin. Could be a pivotal point in a film. Could be a quiet conversation on a TV show, something has to be blurted out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 14 hours ago, Sugar_Army said: You could try filling the frame with photos of ex girlfriends. Not sure how long the frame would last though. The frame already contains all of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 On 25/02/2020 at 10:10, 8MileBU said: Print a large photo of Katie Hopkins face, cut it into 6 smaller photos, arrange them randomly in the frame and watch your missus recoil in horror when she clicks who it is. Haha this is great, aye do this please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 STOP WEARING MY FUCKING JUMPERS YOU BOOT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 STOP WEARING MY FUCKING JUMPERS YOU BOOT Ahh yeah that’s a female thing without doubt. I deliberately bought several Primark jumpers last year which I’d never wear, in colours and styles knowing she’d like them. Number of jumpers I’ve had ruined cause she’s rolled the sleeves up and stretched them led me to such actions! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 hours ago, CountyFan said: STOP WEARING MY FUCKING JUMPERS YOU BOOT Hoodies. Jeans. Belts. Shower gel. Phone charger. There is no end to the amount of non-shared stuff my wife will borrow without necessarily returning, despite her having about three times as much stuff as me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 hours ago, CountyFan said: STOP WEARING MY FUCKING JUMPERS YOU BOOT 2 hours ago, Widge said: Ahh yeah that’s a female thing without doubt. I deliberately bought several Primark jumpers last year which I’d never wear, in colours and styles knowing she’d like them. Number of jumpers I’ve had ruined cause she’s rolled the sleeves up and stretched them led me to such actions! 26 minutes ago, nsr said: Hoodies. Jeans. Belts. Shower gel. Phone charger. There is no end to the amount of non-shared stuff my wife will borrow without necessarily returning, despite her having about three times as much stuff as me. So are all P&B posters midgets or are all P&B wives amazons? I'm not exactly the big house Bear but FFS... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 You know how in the Glen Miller story his partner regularly clears the change from his pockets and banks it so he has some savings. My wife does something similar, except without the banking it for my sake bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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