Rugster Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 4 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Mrs Par has an S&M era Rihanna-style red wig that I don't mind borrowing but I can't think that she'd ever borrow any of my clothes. The odd scarf but that's about it. I don’t think anyone would borrow your clothes to be fair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 29, 2020 Author Share Posted February 29, 2020 I'm working tonight and she's going out with her pals today. She walks through with a black dress in one hand and a mustard dress in the other: "Which one should I wear?" Me: "It doesn't matter, I'm not going so I won't see you". Her: "I care what you think though. Which one looks best?" Me: "The mustard one". Ten minutes later she walks through wearing the black dress. f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Not infuriating per se but....We are going out at 12 to a kids party. Mrs B just spotted my neighbour wrestling with his fence which was blew over in the wind. Mrs B: "You should offer him a hand"Me: "Not got time to give him a hand"Mrs B: "Aye but it would be nice to offer"Me: "Aye, well what if he had said yes?"Mrs B: ".........." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 14 hours ago, Rugster said: I don’t think anyone would borrow your clothes to be fair. You would think so but... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Mrs BB elongates the process of ordering food and then proceeds to moan about delivery time... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 On 29/02/2020 at 09:30, Dee Man said: I'm working tonight and she's going out with her pals today. She walks through with a black dress in one hand and a mustard dress in the other: "Which one should I wear?" Me: "It doesn't matter, I'm not going so I won't see you". Her: "I care what you think though. Which one looks best?" Me: "The mustard one". Ten minutes later she walks through wearing the black dress. f**k sake. "I care what you think though" is code for "I know how terrible your taste is, choose one so I can wear the other". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 We were invited to an 80s themed party on Friday there. It's the first time EVER that Mrs Ranter has followed my advice on what outfit to wear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 3 hours ago, The Moonster said: "I care what you think though" is code for "I know how terrible your taste is, choose one so I can wear the other". You could be onto something, maybe she wanted to pull a guy who was the opposite of me. Good luck to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 14 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: We were invited to an 80s themed party on Friday there. It's the first time EVER that Mrs Ranter has followed my advice on what outfit to wear. Unless you persuaded her to wear something ridiculously sexy for your benefit later I don't think I could be arsed caring 1 bit about dressing a woman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 On 29/02/2020 at 17:30, Dee Man said: I'm working tonight and she's going out with her pals today. She walks through with a black dress in one hand and a mustard dress in the other: "Which one should I wear?" Me: "It doesn't matter, I'm not going so I won't see you". Her: "I care what you think though. Which one looks best?" Me: "The mustard one". Ten minutes later she walks through wearing the black dress. f**k sake. I see what she did there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 On 29/02/2020 at 09:30, Dee Man said: I'm working tonight and she's going out with her pals today. She walks through with a black dress in one hand and a mustard dress in the other: "Which one should I wear?" Me: "It doesn't matter, I'm not going so I won't see you". Her: "I care what you think though. Which one looks best?" Me: "The mustard one". Ten minutes later she walks through wearing the black dress. f**k sake. Mine does something similar on a daily basis. From ordering food to going anywhere to basic things like the order of cleaning/organising something. Her: Shall we do X or Y? Me: I don't mind Her: Choose one Me: I honestly don't care Her: Come on will you just pick one Me: What do you want? Her: Just choose Me: Ok fine, X Her:...... It's just I was thinking that Y would be better for *insert stupid reason* Fucking say that at the start then and save us this carry on every time, we're only going to end up doing what you want anyway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Is better at gambling than me. Her latest win [emoji38] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Is better at gambling than me. Her latest win Some effort. I assume those winnings are shared like they would be if you'd won though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Some effort. I assume those winnings are shared like they would be if you'd won thoughNah they're all hers. Tbf if it was the other way around she wouldn't expect anything from me. I got a takeaway out of it so I'm happy enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printer Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Gambling isn't a skill, m8. It's luck.Is better at gambling than me. Her latest win [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Gambling isn't a skill, m8. It's luck.Though a bet like that is lucky, Gambling over the board isn't just luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 My missus will fall asleep as early as 8.30 some nights, I have no problem with that on it's own, I can put some sport on before bed. But because she falls asleep so early it means she's wide awake at 5am or earlier, and though I could easily sleep for a another couple of hours, there's f**k all chance of that happening if she can't sleep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Is better at gambling than me. Her latest win [emoji38] you get any of that! [emoji849] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 you get any of that! [emoji849]A takeaway Once the bills are paid, what's mine is mine and what's hers is hers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 A takeaway Once the bills are paid, what's mine is mine and what's hers is hers. That contract will require to be reviewed shortly after your training is complete..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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