KnightswoodBear Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Turn the phone off? Are you fucking mental? This. Mental idea. You'd be as well telling her she's getting fat and you fancy her sister on the way out the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 This. Mental idea. You'd be as well telling her she's getting fat and you fancy her sister on the way out the door. Pussies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 "He's overly literal. He says things he means and expects other people to as well" "He's too good looking" "He makes me so aroused that I can't focus" Bloody dames, always whinging. Would you believe he came home from his night out at a reasonable time, a bitty pished, only to say "love you" and then go quietly to bed.The nerve of him not speaking to me for an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I just wish that someday I'll have a partner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Brother Blades said: I just wish that someday I'll have a partner. I'm free! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Date night, Netflix with bae? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Can't operate the quote function[emoji19] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Date night, Netflix with bae? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Have you changed your avatar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Sweet Pete said: Nine times out of ten, if I have plans, especially so when they've been planned for a relatively long time, on the allotted day she will announce she's exhausted or unwell and needs me on hand to assist with the kids. This has been going on for years, long before we became parents. The old excuse was that she was unhappy, unwell, depressed etc and needed me, now it's the kids. Happens so often I can set my watch by it. That's pretty shit tbh. I moan about my missus, but I'll be honest here; she's pretty tolerant and knows I need to go out with the boys and get time away from her sometimes. That said, the older I get, the rarer these occasions become. Only time she's been really annoyed with me in recent years was when she was calling folk to find out where I was at 3 the following afternoon. I was unrepentant. She knew I was going out to Yellow Door and it would be messy, but I accept I should have called in or something. Anyway, as long as you're not ripping the piss, you shouldn't have to put up with that. I believe that one of the reasons men rarely win arguments is that we never remember examples of women's poor conduct, yet they seem able to instantly call up every misdemeanor from us off the top of their heads. We usually buckle and give in, as it's the path of least resistance. You should avoid arguing about these things at the time, but keep a quiet note of them in your phone. Then, once you have 6 or 7 logged, sit down with her and in as non-aggressive a manner possible ask her if she has a problem with you seeing your friends. Explain to her that she seems to sabotage every occasion you have plans, and tell her that you wouldn't do the same to her. Try as hard as possible not to be angry. I think if you present it to her in an honest way then you might be surprised and get a positive response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, Brother Blades said: Have you changed your avatar? Temporarily while I apply for a Luxembourg passport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Sweet Pete said: Marriage, hostage situation, what's the difference? tbh you probably get treated better as a hostage in some shitty third world shitehole, cost you less as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 tbh you probably get treated better as a hostage in some shitty third world shitehole, cost you less as well Least Terry Waites got a nice warm radiator to cuddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, Sweet Pete said: Least Terry Waites got a nice warm radiator to cuddle. can imagine terry when he got home, spent some time with his family etc, first night out with the boys "Terry when will you be home, im tired, had a bad day, need help with the housework, you promised you wouldnt be out long, you always stay out late" next morning the poor b*****d was probably in thomas cook asking for the first flight back to lebanon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Least Terry Waites got a nice warm radiator to cuddle. The worst cruelty ever inflicted by terrorists was moving him from solitary to a shared radiator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 can imagine terry when he got home, spent some time with his family etc, first night out with the boys "Terry when will you be home, im tired, had a bad day, need help with the housework, you promised you wouldnt be out long, you always stay out late" next morning the poor b*****d was probably in thomas cook asking for the first flight back to lebanon "You've been away five years and I've been stuck with the kids and the house with no help" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: "You've been away five years and I've been stuck with the kids and the house with no help" bet she had the CSA backdate all the payments as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 He was probably guid pals with the Islamic Jihad lads and was just away on a five year jolly to get peace. Fair play to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 aye a 5 year no alcohol trip with devout muslims is still probably a better option than a weekend away with the missus tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 After being married a few year you start to appreciate the way the Taliban treat their women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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