LinkinFighter Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Was in quite a few shit holes on the subcrawl. Stanley's was probably the worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted June 11, 2017 Author Share Posted June 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Glenconner said: Is there cage entrance pubs still left? Slightly off topic but id seen a couple of shops/off licences in Liverpool and Manchester where the booze, fags, till and even crisps and chocolate were behind security glass with a wee hatch where the guy handed you the goods once you had paid. I had genuinely never seen that in Scotland till I popped into the shop at the top of the hill behind Firhill for cigarettes after the Partick v Celtic game last month , although im sure there are other shops in the country with this feature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 So, why do the call him 'the leader', then? I'll have to get back to you on that one as I'm not actually sure, I've just always knew him as the leader I can remember my uncle telling me that they all went over to Spain(Barcelona I think) and the leader went missing for two weeks, everyone on the trip actually thought he was dead. The British Consulate phoned my uncle telling him that he'd been found safe and (not so) well in hospital. I can't remember how it came to pass and what he was doing for the two weeks as it was years ago I was told the story. My uncle is actually coming over from New Zealand In a few weeks, I'll need to ask him what actually happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Dominique Malonga said: I'll have to get back to you on that one as I'm not actually sure, I've just always knew him as the leader I can remember my uncle telling me that they all went over to Spain(Barcelona I think) and the leader went missing for two weeks, everyone on the trip actually thought he was dead. The British Consulate phoned my uncle telling him that he'd been found safe and (not so) well in hospital. I can't remember how it came to pass and what he was doing for the two weeks as it was years ago I was told the story. My uncle is actually coming over from New Zealand In a few weeks, I'll need to ask him what actually happened. Fucksake! Sounds about right, mind! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Fucksake! Sounds about right, mind! He's some man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 15 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Slightly off topic but id seen a couple of shops/off licences in Liverpool and Manchester where the booze, fags, till and even crisps and chocolate were behind security glass with a wee hatch where the guy handed you the goods once you had paid. I had genuinely never seen that in Scotland till I popped into the shop at the top of the hill behind Firhill for cigarettes after the Partick v Celtic game last month , although im sure there are other shops in the country with this feature. There was a shop just off Gorgie road that was like that for a while. Been turned into a house now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 41 minutes ago, paranoid android said: So, why do the call him 'the leader', then? He has beans that look like him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: Only reason I know his name is that I worked with him for a few months years ago - nice guy - totally harmless, I think - the definition of a happy drunk? I'm from Easthouses, but I live in Dalkeith now - most of the pubs in Dalkeith are ok, surprisingly! we used to go into the Miners' Welfare after games against Lily- looked rough but was actually OK once inside.. when I was a tax dodging student in Aberdeen 25 years ago the bars to avoid were: The Seaton aka the Broken Arms Martins Bar Broadsword, Tillydrone- BOUNCER: Any weapons on ye pal? PUNTER: Naw.. BOUNCER: Better take this broken bottle then, it's a bit lively tonight.. and the Black Dug had a reputation but I went in once and it was OK Martins and the Broken Arms seem to look genteel now. It's the same with some pubs in Edinburgh- the Holyrood Bar used to look a bit rough but has now been yuppiefied. On the other hand The Grapes in Clerk Street has gone back to being a watering hole for pure scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Flybhoy said: Slightly off topic but id seen a couple of shops/off licences in Liverpool and Manchester where the booze, fags, till and even crisps and chocolate were behind security glass with a wee hatch where the guy handed you the goods once you had paid. I had genuinely never seen that in Scotland till I popped into the shop at the top of the hill behind Firhill for cigarettes after the Partick v Celtic game last month , although im sure there are other shops in the country with this feature. More than a few of those in the Glasgow area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Last time I popped into Dows next to Queen Street, it had buckets half filled with pish under the leaky urinals. It had obviously gone upmarket. Dow's won a watch and was taken over by ScotRail during the work on Queens St Station. Heard a million quid changed hands for the duration of the work. Talking pish, it was the Vale that got taken over by ScotRail. Edited June 12, 2017 by Glenconner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 There's at least one in Maryhill and Shettleston Roads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 (edited) I was in the vicinity of a pub in Gorbals 40 years back and a bomb went off. Folks ran over to help (probably thinking it was a gas explosion rather than a bomb) and half the punters hadn't noticed a thing. They kept on drinking as the emergency services arrived. Edited June 12, 2017 by Glenconner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 we used to go into the Miners' Welfare after games against Lily- looked rough but was actually OK once inside.. when I was a tax dodging student in Aberdeen 25 years ago the bars to avoid were: The Seaton aka the Broken Arms Martins Bar Broadsword, Tillydrone- BOUNCER: Any weapons on ye pal? PUNTER: Naw.. BOUNCER: Better take this broken bottle then, it's a bit lively tonight.. and the Black Dug had a reputation but I went in once and it was OK Martins and the Broken Arms seem to look genteel now. It's the same with some pubs in Edinburgh- the Holyrood Bar used to look a bit rough but has now been yuppiefied. On the other hand The Grapes in Clerk Street has gone back to being a watering hole for pure scum. I live around the corner from the grapes. Sadly, it's over 25s only so I'm too young to be allowed in. However, I have been shouted at by a punter as I was walking past. How scummy is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Glenconner said: I was in the vicinity of a pub in Gorbals 40 years back and a bomb went off. Folks ran over to help (probably thinking it was a gas explosion rather than a bomb) and half the punters hadn't noticed a thing. They kept on drinking as the emergency services arrived. Derry Treanors 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Worst 2 I've been in were both before gigs. Went to Pixies at Meadowbank (2004) and ended up in The Station Bar just along from Meadowbank (towards the city centre). Locals seemed to have more teeth than brain cells, although it was a close run thing. Not so much a spit and sawdust place, but only because they couldn't afford sawdust. Utter shitehole. I was also at a gig at Barrowlands a couple of years ago. Meeting a couple of folk from work before the gig. The Old Tollbooth. Fucking hell. Handful of oddities in there on a Friday early evening. One guy sat and pissed himself rather than leaving his pint and going to the toilet. He then sat in his pissed trackies like it was the most normal thing to do, finished his pint and bought another one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 The Longstone pub you are probably thinking of is the VIllage Inn. I live near there and go running past it a lot, it is a bit of a hovel. There's the Longstone Inn further down which doesn't look quite as bad but still not somewhere I would go. I don't really go out to pubs that much but when I go to the football I often end up in complete shitholes. Before the title winning ICT-Clyde game in 2004 me and about ten other Caley fans got the train to Croy and found the nearest pub, being the Croy Tavern. We walked in, wearing red, white and blue tops, in themiddle of an Old Firm game. There were a few tense moments when we realised we were basically in the most Celtic pub in the world I've never been so glad to see Celtic win. They also had Buckfast on tap so all good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 The swan in Kennoway is the worst pub I've had a pint in, in Fife, proper hell hole. The Tavern in Macedonia in Glenrothes used to be jakeball central when it was around as well. Tams bar in Buckhind can also be lively shall we say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Sometimes the supposedly RAF places are worth a visit. Bissell's in Dundee wasn't all that bad. Is Peep Peeps in Aberdeen still on the go? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 My experience of shite pubs is extremely limited as, surprisingly, I try not to seek them out when I'm in Glasgow etcElgin was quite good for rougher pubs, though. My particular favourite is the Midas bar which would have karaoke at 2 o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon with the winner always blasting out "Simply The Best." It was also the only pub that I've been able to actively smell well before being able to see it.The Ionic on Elgin high street is quite good too, I used to work in the council office across the road and Friday evenings at around 6 was prime time for looking out the window and watching some ned family kick f**k out of another ned family. They seem to have an awful fascination with snooker in that place, too.Inverness honourable mentions go to the Nip Inn and The Keg, both shining examples of why selling alcohol in the morning isn't a great idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 The Douglas Hotel(AKA The Port Sunshine from Trainspotting 2). It would have to feature highly in any list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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