Jan Vojáček Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said: One of those memories that never leaves you. It was half time at Gayfield and Tosh was a sub. We were making our way back from the pie stall, young whippersnappers fulla beer and bantz. Moonster flung a couple of harmless shouts in Tosh's direction, something along the lines of "yer shite Tosh" and he just completely lost the heid. Came bounding over shouting all sorts and asking Moonster to meet him in the car park after the game. He could barely respond through the laughter. Tosh makes his way to the edge of the penalty box and unleashes an absolute ripper of a shot in Moonster's direction just as he's taking a bite of his fresh pie... BOOM! Hot grease and cow udder splattered all over his wee shocked face. That's absolutely superb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Sonsteam of 08 said: I'm gutted that I've only just found out about this To give some background, it was half time and I went to get a pie at Gayfield. When I was walking back round the subs were hitting shots at the keeper and some Sons fans were giving them some stick. I decided to join in and I think I said something along the lines of "give it up Tosh ya auld dick" and he came over in a rage asking why we think we had the right to abuse him and he would see me outside after the game. He went back to hitting shots and obviously he was the target of all abuse from there on. The shots then started raining down on the Sons fans instead of the goal and one of them smashed the pie out my hand as I was going for a bite. If he wasn't so utterly raging I'd have called it a 1-1 draw, but his heads gone moment meant there was no way I could lose. The pie was shite anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggerG Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, The Minertaur said: Paddy Flannery. Loved to score against us and wind the Cowden fans. Remember Rhona McLeod when she was new to the telly game and went to interview him? She was so nervous that she said something along the lines of 'and now a very warm welcome to Dumbarton striker Fanny Paddery!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Andy Smith before he signed for the Pars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colkitto Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Jim Dick, that's a blast from the past. Always detested that wee throbber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 18 minutes ago, Colkitto said: Jim Dick, that's a blast from the past. Always detested that wee throbber Mind the Morton fans getting all worked up cos he threatened to show them his wee throbber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLIS Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Callum Elliot and Iain Russell Elliot for signing for us and then deciding the money was better elsewhere and ripping up the pre-contract. Made it better when he couldn't score against us all season, missed an open goal and then retired due to recurring injury. Seems like we dodged a bullet Russell has always been an annoying, diving wee p***k. Even with us he was always diving and it got embarrassing at time. Good to see him and Airdrie spanked all last season and another retirement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Chic Charnley, though I don't remember why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Hartley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andylivi1 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, ATLIS said: Callum Elliot and Iain Russell Elliot for signing for us and then deciding the money was better elsewhere and ripping up the pre-contract. Made it better when he couldn't score against us all season, missed an open goal and then retired due to recurring injury. Seems like we dodged a bullet Got to agree with Callum Elliott, I'd also put forward Paul Watson who was at a Raith at the same time. Never forget Callum Elliott diving and then throwing himself to the ground, rolling around as if he'd been shot to get Danny Denholm sent off, as soon as the red card appeared he was up without a thing wrong with him, he ran over to Paul Watson who winked and gave a big high five, as if to say well done mate, great play acting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 3 hours ago, ShaggerG said: Remember Rhona McLeod when she was new to the telly game and went to interview him? She was so nervous that she said something along the lines of 'and now a very warm welcome to Dumbarton striker Fanny Paddery!' @fanny paddery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Blue Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Gary Harkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young gun Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said: One of those memories that never leaves you. It was half time at Gayfield and Tosh was a sub. We were making our way back from the pie stall, young whippersnappers fulla beer and bantz. Moonster flung a couple of harmless shouts in Tosh's direction, something along the lines of "yer shite Tosh" and he just completely lost the heid. Came bounding over shouting all sorts and asking Moonster to meet him in the car park after the game. He could barely respond through the laughter. Tosh makes his way to the edge of the penalty box and unleashes an absolute ripper of a shot in Moonster's direction just as he's taking a bite of his fresh pie... BOOM! Hot grease and cow udder splattered all over his wee shocked face. Oh how have I never heard of this before lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socks Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Most of my recent ones have an Inverness connection. Foran, Hayes, Dods and Tokely were all annoying bawbags who used to irritate me for various reasons. Further back, Raith Rovers and Airdrie dominate the list, with Gordon Dalziel, Peter Hetherston, Davie Sinclair, Sammy Conn and Alan Lawrence being the standouts, but Ken Eadie and Sean Sweeny at Clydebank also worthy of a mention.. Then there's my completely irrational and completely unjustified dislike for Dougie Arnott - a fine player for Motherwell he was, but I really despised the shortarsed midget hoor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champagnesuperover94 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Lee McCulloch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Jackie McNamara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkirkyabass Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Gary Harkins Can't stand him. Lazy, fat c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Callum Elliot and Iain Russell Elliot for signing for us and then deciding the money was better elsewhere and ripping up the pre-contract. Made it better when he couldn't score against us all season, missed an open goal and then retired due to recurring injury. Seems like we dodged a bullet [emoji3] Russell has always been an annoying, diving wee p***k. Even with us he was always diving and it got embarrassing at time. Good to see him and Airdrie spanked all last season and another retirement [emoji3] Iain Russell is one of the best players we've had in the last 10+ years. Why don't you like him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 There are loads that I can't really remember, but Ryan Baldacchino at Gretna was always one I couldn't stick. Probably because they were beating us on their way up the divisions. At the moment the guy who does my tits in is Bertie Auld. Don't care what age he is, he's got a face you wouldn't tire of punching, and a horrible whiny voice to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougie Mills Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Ian Harty - purely for the fact he always seemed to do well against us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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