Stellaboz Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Similar to c***s with bags on seats.....p***ks in pub that hang their coats over barstools then stand near them.No intention of using the stool to sit on.....unless you ask if anyone is using it.Then they will perch on it for 5mins and then start standing again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Drove 2 hours to see my parents and I literally get in the door and asked to clean the windows, . You must really like cleaning windows if that's the first thing you ask to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 hours ago, deej said: You must really like cleaning windows if that's the first thing you ask to do Must be under 40, otherwise he'd be asking if there was already somebody else in the bog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40929465 Is there an abnormal number of c***s on trains between Glasgow and Balloch/Helensburgh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40929465 Is there an abnormal number of c***s on trains between Glasgow and Balloch/Helensburgh? Its probably just jakie ballie herself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40929465 Is there an abnormal number of c***s on trains between Glasgow and Balloch/Helensburgh? I know a lot of my brother's generation treat Balloch like my generation treat Troon. Colin'd 15 year olds are about as bad as it gets on trains imqho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 1 hour ago, NorthernLights said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40929465 Is there an abnormal number of c***s on trains between Glasgow and Balloch/Helensburgh? Yes - Yoker/Drumry/Clydebank c***s, Renton c***s, Glasgow c***s on a day out to Balloch c***s, and on the other line, Cardross/Helensburgh "upper class/can't believe I'm having to share a train with ordinary people" c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Took the train to work yesterday. I should do the same today but it was such a soul destroying experience that I'll probably end up driving, even though I won't get a parking space near my office.£6.40 for a return from Balloch to Singer. Disgraceful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Happy to report that the current Perth to Dundee train is c**t free so far. Unless you happened to look in from the platform as it was passing, this is entirely inaccurate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Happy to report that the current Perth to Dundee train is c**t free so far. That's not what the other passengers are saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 The private schools are obviously back in today.Hooray. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 The private schools are obviously back in today.Hooray. I mind when Scotland played Germany a group of Private school kids were standing in a queue at Glasgow Central awaiting to head home. Never have I ever seen such a terrified group as they realised they were outnumbered by a hundred drunks on the same train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 c***s that hedge their bets when queuing for the barriers at Central in the morning. Pick a queue and go with it, c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 14 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: c***s that hedge their bets when queuing for the barriers at Central in the morning. Pick a queue and go with it, c**t. Did you give the chauffeur the day off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Wee wifie yesterday who stood up mega-early and tried to passively-aggressively dictate who else could reach the doorway until the train stopped by standing at the end of the aisle trying to block it. Few folk obviously in a hurry to get off nudged by her to get through - she starts demonstratively and furiously posting on some social media platform, unfortunately in huge font that I could read over her shoulder... "I forgot just how many arseholes use public transport..." From directly behind her I said "Aye, seems to be one more arsehole than usual this morning..." It's amazing how you can feel someone taking a beamer sometimes without seeing their face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 21 minutes ago, Rugster said: Did you give the chauffeur the day off? Aye, I gave him the morning off. Something about his wife's funeral. I wasn't really listening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Aye, I gave him the morning off. Something about his wife's funeral. I wasn't really listening. What funeral takes the whole morning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: What funeral takes the whole morning? I'm not a monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Wee wifie yesterday who stood up mega-early and tried to passively-aggressively dictate who else could reach the doorway until the train stopped by standing at the end of the aisle trying to block it. Few folk obviously in a hurry to get off nudged by her to get through - she starts demonstratively and furiously posting on some social media platform, unfortunately in huge font that I could read over her shoulder... "I forgot just how many arseholes use public transport..." From directly behind her I said "Aye, seems to be one more arsehole than usual this morning..." It's amazing how you can feel someone taking a beamer sometimes without seeing their face. I mind standing at Perth station waiting on a train to Glasgow, train came up and a woman came jumping off with a stick smacking me in the chest with it as she tried to be the first off. No one else was getting off the train apart from her.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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