JamesP_81 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 A mink who takes stones out of horses hooves a lot? Surely there is some kind of specialist farrier tool that would be utilised for that purpose rather than a multi tool. Unless straight after removing the stone you need to open a bottle of wine , start a fire and then remove detritus from between your teeth. Then the Swiss army knife becomes invaluable! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: Surely there is some kind of specialist farrier tool that would be utilised for that purpose rather than a multi tool. Unless straight after removing the stone you need to open a bottle of wine , start a fire and then remove detritus from between your teeth. Then the Swiss army knife becomes invaluable! But not as useful as a corkscrew, a box of matches and some floss. Half the weight and about a quarter the price. ETA: In fact, the matches can double as toothpicks. Edited August 25, 2017 by The DA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 ETA: In fact, the matches can double as toothpicks. So could the corkscrew , depends how minky/ studenty you want to get ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 3 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: Surely there is some kind of specialist farrier tool Big team found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Naw. She was about 50-odd. So fuk, get her pumped ya shitebag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 On 19/08/2017 at 04:53, tongue_tied_danny said: I got a train from montrose to dundee last week. As I alighted I realised there was a blob of chewing gum stuck to my arse. Some dirty c**t had spat their chewing gum onto the seat. I was wearing a brand new pair of jeans and I was worried that they were fucked but i managed to remove the gum by scraping it off with my Swiss army knife then rubbing coconut oil into the sticky residue before throwing them in the washing machine. What kind of mink spits chewing gum onto a seat? Probably because there are no urinals on a train to spit it into. The next time you get chewing gum on an item of clothing, fire it into the freezer until it's solid and pick it off. You're more than welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 7 hours ago, John Lambies Doos said: So fuk, get her pumped ya shitebag That was certainly my line of thinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 That was certainly my line of thinking. Aye, fuckin youth of today. *sigh* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Thomas the Tank Engine is a massive c**t. "Why don't you work hard like me?". Pile that guilt on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 8 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Thomas the Tank Engine is a massive c**t. "Why don't you work hard like me?". Pile that guilt on. He's awright in my books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 I've got the English equivalent of Father Purcell sitting in the row two behind me with his even more boring (presumed) wife. Only two hours to go with no spare seats. Typical sort of thing so far (all one conversation):Are we in a tunnel?No. Then why was it dark? We were just in a tunnel. It was dark wasn't it. Yes it was. But it's not dark now. No. I quite like the dark. I prefer light. Why? You can see things. Like what? I like cows. And sheep. I like it when you can see the sea.Especially when you can see boats. What is Newcastle famous for? Don't know. What is Sheffield famous for? Don't know. They have two football teams I think. I don't like football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 I've got the English equivalent of Father Purcell sitting in the row two behind me with his even more boring (presumed) wife. Only two hours to go with no spare seats. Typical sort of thing so far (all one conversation):Are we in a tunnel?No. Then why was it dark? We were just in a tunnel. It was dark wasn't it. Yes it was. But it's not dark now. No. I quite like the dark. I prefer light. Why? You can see things. Like what? I like cows. And sheep. I like it when you can see the sea.Especially when you can see boats. What is Newcastle famous for? Don't know. What is Sheffield famous for? Don't know. They have two football teams I think. I don't like football. Oh holy f**k. Murder on the orient express comes to mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 She's not a child bride, by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: She's not a child bride, by any chance? You're assuming the wife was asking the questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 The comments from the boy that filmed this are pure narcissism. Fight breaks out on train so he packs his kids off, comes back and films it whilst whining "someone get the guard". Then mouths off about how the train company's staff for "inadequately protecting me and my children". https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/4329021/watch-punches-fly-as-drunken-lout-brawls-on-edinburgh-train-in-absolutely-terrifying-ordeal-that-left-teenage-girls-in-tears/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The comments from the boy that filmed this are pure narcissism. Fight breaks out on train so he packs his kids off, comes back and films it whilst whining "someone get the guard". Then mouths off about how the train company's staff for "inadequately protecting me and my children". https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/4329021/watch-punches-fly-as-drunken-lout-brawls-on-edinburgh-train-in-absolutely-terrifying-ordeal-that-left-teenage-girls-in-tears/ Worst bit of that was the filmer making all that noise in a Quiet Coach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: The comments from the boy that filmed this are pure narcissism. Fight breaks out on train so he packs his kids off, comes back and films it whilst whining "someone get the guard". Then mouths off about how the train company's staff for "inadequately protecting me and my children". https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/4329021/watch-punches-fly-as-drunken-lout-brawls-on-edinburgh-train-in-absolutely-terrifying-ordeal-that-left-teenage-girls-in-tears/ Concerned about daughters. Get them out carriage then abandon them in order to go back in the carriage and not actually assist with breaking up fight but stand in the middle of the stupidity and film it. As big a Bawbag as the guys fighting. Edited August 28, 2017 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 3 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Concerned about daughters. Get them out carriage then abandon them in order to go back in the carriage and not actually assist with breaking up fight but stand in the middle of the stupidity and film it. As big a Bawbag as the guys fighting. Worked out well for him in the end, though, as he was apparently able to flog the film to the Sun. Well worth leaving his daughters at the mercy of any wandering Savile type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Worked out well for him in the end, though, as he was apparently able to flog the film to the Sun. Well worth leaving his daughters at the mercy of any wandering Savile type. Lucky negligent c**t on a train thread for him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Two 14 year old female neds chanting 'I'd rather be a Muslim than a Tim' over and over on the train tonight. They got off at Blantyre. Blantyre is just the worst place anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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