C**** on a Train

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, JamesP_81 said:

I'm not debating that he was 100% in the right , just saying if he was quicker thinking he would have the luxury of a near empty train to travel home in peace in whilst coming off looking like a good guy as well. Don't know what his luggage situation was tbf .

Never get off a train that you have a seat on, going to your destination. This is especially true when there is the "promise" of another train in a few minutes.

[Boghead ranter]

10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Never get off a train that you have a seat on, going to your destination. This is especially true when there is the "promise" of another train in a few minutes.

Or the Brexit theory, as it's known.

[Stellaboz]

There's a c**t that smells of wee. This train is packed. He's turning to face a totally different direction every 20 seconds, like he can't stand still like a child. And he smells of wee.

[Richey Edwards]

2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

He's turning to face a totally different direction every 20 seconds.

Maybe he thinks he is a clock?

[welshbairn]

3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

There's a c**t that smells of wee. This train is packed. He's turning to face a totally different direction every 20 seconds, like he can't stand still like a child. And he smells of wee.

Pished himself and is desperately trying to avoid eye contact. Have some sympathy.

[Stellaboz]

How can a clock pish itself?

[Richey Edwards]

Just now, Stellaboz said:

How can a clock pish itself?

Maybe if it's an old clock?

[Chicken Wing]

Maybe if it's an old clock?

A grandfather clock?

[Richey Edwards]

7 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said:

 

A grandfather clock?

 

I was going to say grandfather clock, but I didn't want to assume the clocks gender.

[Hillonearth]

1 hour ago, Chicken Wing said:

 

A grandfather clock?

On a train - surely a carriage clock?

[Bold Rover]

Was he cuckoo?

[nsr]

If one of the train staff was a clock, would he be a ticking inspector?

[Sergeant Wilson]

The hand knitted cùnt next to me has just made himself a hot chocolate and put a Harry Potter film on his laptop. He's about 50!

The old cùnt opposite has just asked me to "stop smashing her". (Not in that way). She seems to have brought the contents of a small country with her and crammed them under the table. My feet are tucked under my seat and I'm still making contact with her stuff.

[Sergeant Wilson]

Just now, G_Man1985 said:

 

She will be reading yer messages via the window. Silly move. Goodbye ankles

 

In the last minute she has produced a cold toast triple decker, the filling smells like something she vomited up yesterday.

[invergowrie arab]

I didn't have to be in work in Glasgow til 1030 today. 

A quiet off peak train is an absolute delight.

[Forest_Fifer]

How can a clock pish itself?

You can only pish with the clock you've got.

[jimmy boo]

The hand knitted cùnt next to me has just made himself a hot chocolate and put a Harry Potter film on his laptop. He's about 50!
The old cùnt opposite has just asked me to "stop smashing her". (Not in that way). She seems to have brought the contents of a small country with her and crammed them under the table. My feet are tucked under my seat and I'm still making contact with her stuff.

Smash the old crone!!
On train from Glasgow Central to Ayr.....seems to be a c**t free zone so far....apart from me of course.

[The Golden God]

In Ireland last year going from Ennis to Limerick. disgustingly hungover, on the train and it stops in some other town, people get on/off as normal, train starts to pull away and some girls come running onto the platform and start banging on the side of it. The train stops and the conductor jumps off and argues with them, despite being late they are arguing back with him, he says something along the lines of "you know what time the fucking train is at, next time we're leaving you". They get on and it appears everything is fine. Get to Limerick and get off and they again go to the conductor arguing with him and saying how much of a disgrace he is and how they're reporting him.  Who the f**k is late for the train, still manages to get it because the driver is sound and then still has the audacity to complain about it. 

Next train to Dublin someone was sitting in our seats and rather than argue because of said hangover we just went and found the only 2 other seats we could which were over one of the wheels and loud as f**k. There was also some laptop using, suit wearing businessman p***k  sitting across from us who made about 10 phone calls and had his shoes off the entire time. Absolute fucking nightmare of a day. 

[whiskychimp]

One stinky guy next to me cracking his fingers. Starting off the guy across from me to do the same thing. Ffs

[taurus]

There gonna start fighting