19QOS19 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Someone eating a stinking kebab in the middle of the carriage is 100% a c**t on a train.Certain foods should not be eaten in the workplace or public transport. See also eggs and fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: 11 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Someone eating a stinking kebab in the middle of the carriage is 100% a c**t on a train. Certain foods should not be eaten in the workplace or public transport. See also eggs and fish. Also oranges. Oranges are also surprisingly stinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Also oranges. Oranges are also surprisingly stinking. Aye. Grapefruits as well come to think of it. And add arseholes with nail polish as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 I think most foods shouldn’t be eaten on public transport tbh, but especially stinking fast food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I think most foods shouldn’t be eaten on public transport tbh, but especially stinking fast food. Baws, if that was true, the excellent Pizza Crolla wouldn't have been put on the corner of West George St and Buchanan St. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 14 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: And add arseholes with nail polish as well. Who the hell puts nail polish on their arse? And how do you know they do? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Who the hell puts nail polish on their arse? And how do you know they do?If they're ignorant enough to do it, it's only fair I get to watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 (edited) Following on from the nail polish matter, but moving away from the smell problem: when did it become acceptable behaviour for bints to layer on make-up across from me on a train? Is it just me that finds it nauseating. Woman the other day looked as if she was preparing for a pantomime entrance. Edited November 30, 2018 by Bold Rover Effin autocorrect 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jacksgranda Posted November 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2018 Oh no she wasn't! 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 No reservations on this train to Inverness and a bunch of Prosecco guzzling woman who barely made the train kick off there are no seats in first class for them to sit together. Guard asks us to move to the other end of the train and the first class section there so the woman can sit together and he can get some peace from them. Get to the other end of the train and there's no heating. Folk sitting with scarves and hats on to keep warm. At least those arsehole woman are happy though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, RiG said: No reservations on this train to Inverness and a bunch of Prosecco guzzling woman who barely made the train kick off there are no seats in first class for them to sit together. Guard asks us to move to the other end of the train and the first class section there so the woman can sit together and he can get some peace from them. Get to the other end of the train and there's no heating. Folk sitting with scarves and hats on to keep warm. At least those arsehole woman are happy though. Cue multipie kicking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, RiG said: No reservations on this train to Inverness and a bunch of Prosecco guzzling woman who barely made the train kick off there are no seats in first class for them to sit together. Guard asks us to move to the other end of the train and the first class section there so the woman can sit together and he can get some peace from them. Get to the other end of the train and there's no heating. Folk sitting with scarves and hats on to keep warm. At least those arsehole woman are happy though. Demand your free coffee and biscuit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Ye canny beat a nice fish supper on the Sherry Ferry back to Killie. The appreciative looks you get.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 No reservations on this train to Inverness and a bunch of Prosecco guzzling woman who barely made the train kick off there are no seats in first class for them to sit together. Guard asks us to move to the other end of the train and the first class section there so the woman can sit together and he can get some peace from them. Get to the other end of the train and there's no heating. Folk sitting with scarves and hats on to keep warm. At least those arsehole woman are happy though. Was this asking or telling? Surely if it was the former you’d just be politely declining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Someone eating a stinking kebab in the middle of the carriage is 100% a c**t on a train. Kebabs are not stinking my Ayrshire chum. There are the food of the gods and should be appreciated at any time of the day. Methinks you were a tad hungry and jealous on the day in question! 2 hours ago, Bold Rover said: Following on from the nail polish matter, but moving away from the smell problem: when did it become acceptable behaviour for bints to layer on make-up across from me on a train? Is it just me that finds it nauseating. Woman the other day looked as if she was preparing for a pantomime entrance. Absolutely this! The last time I witnessed such unacceptable behaviour it was the clackety clack of the plastic container things which made my blood boil out my ears. In fact I can feel my blood pressure rise the more I recall it.....grrrrrrrrrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Aye. Grapefruits as well come to think of it. And add arseholes with nail polish as well. Who the f**k carries a big bloody grapefruit to eat on the train?! [emoji23] Baws, if that was true, the excellent Pizza Crolla wouldn't have been put on the corner of West George St and Buchanan St.It’s not excellent, it’s rotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 13 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Someone eating a stinking kebab in the middle of the carriage is 100% a c**t on a train. I got the train back from Central a few weeks ago and a guy was sitting eating a KFC bucket. I actually admired the confidence of someone that can sit having greasy chicken skin run down their face and not care who’s watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 2 hours ago, IrishBhoy said: I got the train back from Central a few weeks ago and a guy was sitting eating a KFC bucket. It was probably tastier than the chicken. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 On Inverness to Aberdeen train and just been surrounded by a hen party that got on at Nairn. Still sober thankfully but they've got a crate of Prosseco and a fucking keg of cider to get through. Glad I'm getting off at Keith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Glad I'm getting off at Keith. Teuchter euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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