8MileBU Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Aye. Grapefruits as well come to think of it. And add arseholes with nail polish as well. Who the f**k carries a big bloody grapefruit to eat on the train?! [emoji23] Baws, if that was true, the excellent Pizza Crolla wouldn't have been put on the corner of West George St and Buchanan St.It’s not excellent, it’s rotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 13 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Someone eating a stinking kebab in the middle of the carriage is 100% a c**t on a train. I got the train back from Central a few weeks ago and a guy was sitting eating a KFC bucket. I actually admired the confidence of someone that can sit having greasy chicken skin run down their face and not care who’s watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 2 hours ago, IrishBhoy said: I got the train back from Central a few weeks ago and a guy was sitting eating a KFC bucket. It was probably tastier than the chicken. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 On Inverness to Aberdeen train and just been surrounded by a hen party that got on at Nairn. Still sober thankfully but they've got a crate of Prosseco and a fucking keg of cider to get through. Glad I'm getting off at Keith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Glad I'm getting off at Keith. Teuchter euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Black Dug said: Teuchter euph? I think not. He was just heading for McDonald's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 On Inverness to Aberdeen train and just been surrounded by a hen party that got on at Nairn. Still sober thankfully but they've got a crate of Prosseco and a fucking keg of cider to get through. Glad I'm getting off at Keith.You might get lucky! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 On the Penzance train (to Edinburgh). Trolley dolly comes along shouting tea, coffee, snacks etc. Wifie in front of me asks for a coffee and some shortbread and is then incredulous that she has to pay for it. Silly c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Henry McLeish has just come and sat next to me. I await his addition to this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Henry McLeish has just come Did you help him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 46 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Henry McLeish has just come and sat next to me. I await his addition to this thread. Play this to him and report his reaction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 2 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Ask him which public purse he's vampirically latched onto at the moment c***s back on the train again and got off at Kirkcaldy. I think he’s stalking my wallet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 On the Aberdeen train just now, a couple got up to get off at Stirling before we passed Larbert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Me. Saw someone had left a bag under their seat in First Class, I off course was also sitting in First Class, but got off and left it where it was (see it, say it, f**k it!) and of course before I was even through the barriers I saw on the platform someone telling a member of staff about the bag she had just left on the departed train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Sonsrock said: On the Aberdeen train just now, a couple got up to get off at Stirling before we passed Larbert Do you mean they were having sex but finished earlier than you expected? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 6 hours ago, Jason King said: Me. Saw someone had left a bag under their seat in First Class, I off course was also sitting in First Class, but got off and left it where it was (see it, say it, f**k it!) and of course before I was even through the barriers I saw on the platform someone telling a member of staff about the bag she had just left on the departed train. Her fault for not heeding the warning to check you have all your belongings with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Me. Saw someone had left a bag under their seat in First Class, I off course was also sitting in First Class, but got off and left it where it was (see it, say it, f**k it!) and of course before I was even through the barriers I saw on the platform someone telling a member of staff about the bag she had just left on the departed train.I’ll call it out then, this is utterly shite behaviour probably posted just to get bite though. Choice between a good deed or doing your best to inflict a shite day on a stranger. Life can be hard enough, kindness of strangers can help a lot. Have a think next time. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 57 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I’ll call it out then, this is utterly shite behaviour probably posted just to get bite though. Choice between a good deed or doing your best to inflict a shite day on a stranger. Life can be hard enough, kindness of strangers can help a lot. Have a think next time. Indeed. Let's hope the bag didn't contain her life-saving medication. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 I would have worried it might have been a bomb and left it there without telling anyone so as not to cause a fuss. Spoiler Not really, would have checked it for a purse first. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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