Busta Nut Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 On 17/01/2020 at 19:59, Empty It said: Just before Christmas the work hired a new engineer, we have a decent bunch of guys and the bosses/owners are a decent pair. This new guy comes in doesn't know anyone and right away starts running his mouth. After a couple of days new guys stories get more and more far fetched. His father in law retired from the docks on a 25 million pound pension, hes just moved into a new 500k house because he split up with his girlfriend, he was out one weekend in Stirling with his multi millionaire pal who was carrying 10k in his wallet, just a few of his stories. On top of all that I think he worked maybe one full week because he kept taking sick days (one to get a tattoo). Bosses notice on monday hes putting in hours that hes not worked, ask him about it and apparently one of us have been sabotaging his time sheet. Takes another sick day yesterday so the bosses sack him, cue meltdown. Guy starts phoning all the other engineers saying hes resigned, the company is shit ect but two of us had to go collect his van. Turn up, he stays in a mid terrace in a council estate in west lothian, starts pretends to be all nice then starts talking about how he's got a job at another company on double the money. Van gets collected back to work, more phone calls and subtle threats, can see the guy coming back and torching the place absolute Walter Mitty loon ball. What do these fantasists aim to achieve? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 21 hours ago, GordonD said: This one was wearing a Rangers top. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 On 17/01/2020 at 15:57, Margaret Thatcher said: Any experienced w****r knows to use the disabled toilet for cleanliness, space, privacy, and easy access to paper towels for cleanup. I don't understand people who have never had a w****r at work. Give it a try. Full length mirror usually too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 On 17/01/2020 at 08:46, KnightswoodBear said: For clarification, the spunk was on the seat, not my arse. What an amazing sentence. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 A few of the folk in the office came in on Saturday to clear out the store cupboard. Literally spent hours clearing out years’ worth of shite that’s piled up in there like old PCs, broken chairs, stationary etc. I was asked if I wanted to volunteer and obviously said no but this is being treated as “letting the team down”?! Surely I’m not alone in thinking this is utterly mental? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peters Wyngarde Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: A few of the folk in the office came in on Saturday to clear out the store cupboard. Literally spent hours clearing out years’ worth of shite that’s piled up in there like old PCs, broken chairs, stationary etc. I was asked if I wanted to volunteer and obviously said no but this is being treated as “letting the team down”?! Surely I’m not alone in thinking this is utterly mental? Not a team player, first for the chop IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Correct. If I'm not being paid I am not on the premises. Exactly, would your boss come over to your house when your having a garden shed clear out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Moonster Posted January 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: A few of the folk in the office came in on Saturday to clear out the store cupboard. Literally spent hours clearing out years’ worth of shite that’s piled up in there like old PCs, broken chairs, stationary etc. I was asked if I wanted to volunteer and obviously said no but this is being treated as “letting the team down”?! Surely I’m not alone in thinking this is utterly mental? Go in on Sunday and put all the stuff they've moved out back in. 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 20 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: A few of the folk in the office came in on Saturday to clear out the store cupboard. Literally spent hours clearing out years’ worth of shite that’s piled up in there like old PCs, broken chairs, stationary etc. I was asked if I wanted to volunteer and obviously said no but this is being treated as “letting the team down”?! Surely I’m not alone in thinking this is utterly mental? What a bunch of absolute saps. Well done on doing the right thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 That kind of psychological guilt-trip-that-escalates-into-a-threat pish drives me up the proverbial wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 A few of the folk in the office came in on Saturday to clear out the store cupboard. Literally spent hours clearing out years’ worth of shite that’s piled up in there like old PCs, broken chairs, stationary etc. I was asked if I wanted to volunteer and obviously said no but this is being treated as “letting the team down”?! Surely I’m not alone in thinking this is utterly mental?Stand your ground on this one. That’s obscene behaviour from your colleagues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Is it bosses or just your work colleagues who came in to do the work who are aiming this shite at you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: A few of the folk in the office came in on Saturday to clear out the store cupboard. Literally spent hours clearing out years’ worth of shite that’s piled up in there like old PCs, broken chairs, stationary etc. I was asked if I wanted to volunteer and obviously said no but this is being treated as “letting the team down”?! Surely I’m not alone in thinking this is utterly mental? If this stuff hadn't been stationary it would have moved out itself, shirley? Edited January 22, 2020 by Jacksgranda sllepnig! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 On 21/01/2020 at 10:51, Poet of the Macabre said: What an amazing sentence. It's usually in his mouth when he visits public toilets........ allegedly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 40 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: A few of the folk in the office came in on Saturday to clear out the store cupboard. Literally spent hours clearing out years’ worth of shite that’s piled up in there like old PCs, broken chairs, stationary etc. I was asked if I wanted to volunteer and obviously said no but this is being treated as “letting the team down”?! Surely I’m not alone in thinking this is utterly mental? Must be some size cupboard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Poet of the Macabre said: A few of the folk in the office came in on Saturday to clear out the store cupboard. Literally spent hours clearing out years’ worth of shite that’s piled up in there like old PCs, broken chairs, stationary etc. I was asked if I wanted to volunteer and obviously said no but this is being treated as “letting the team down”?! Surely I’m not alone in thinking this is utterly mental? You should have said you were volunteering at a charity, or even better actually done it and sent photos to them as they chuck out some chairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 hour ago, sjc said: It's usually in his mouth when he visits public toilets........ allegedly Or your mum ALLEGEDLY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 minute ago, sparky88 said: Or your mum ALLEGEDLY Did you say my mum or bum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Lads. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: Lads. You started all this by mentioning your glory hole adventures! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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