whiskychimp Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Lets forget cures for cancer and stuff like that. What really needs to be invented. I'll start with an instant toaster. I hate waiting 3-4 minutes for toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro7 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Lightsabres surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 A machine you chuck your dirty clothes into and it comes out clean, dry and also ironed and folded too. It also sorts your socks for you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Some way for Audi/RangeRover drivers to tell people they intend to go left at a roundabout. Thinking about a system of flags or possibly coloured signal flares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, McQuade said: An instant, get sober pill so I Can get pished then drive home A complete blood transfusion would probably do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Space Raiders in a bag the size of a coal sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 57 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Women have already been invented, m8. In days of old, when men were bold, and women were not invented. Men bored holes in telegraph poles and had to be contented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Sane women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Sane women. If they were sane would they go anywhere near us? I like 'em a bit mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 53 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said: Some way for Audi/RangeRover women and old people drivers to tell people they intend to go left at a roundabout. Thinking about a system of flags or possibly coloured signal flares. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 45 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: A complete blood transfusion would probably do the trick. mmm.....pretty sure after the blood has carried the alcohol around the body you would need a complete blood transfusion, nervous system replacement, new liver and possibly a brain transplant. Still do-able though, you thought of getting a patent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Space Raiders in a bag the size of a coal sack. Both these things have been invented shandon. You just have to find a way to combine them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Teleportation. I fucking hate travelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Instant tea which tastes as good as teabags. Do you eat teabags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just now, pandarilla said: Teleportation. I fucking hate travelling. Already been invented. You could do this, are you any bigger than a photon of light though? http://uk.businessinsider.com/teleportation-china-earth-orbit-quantum-internet-2017-7?r=US&IR=T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 A female sex robot that likes football and can ope a can of beer, call a Chinese takeaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Romeo said: mmm.....pretty sure after the blood has carried the alcohol around the body you would need a complete blood transfusion, nervous system replacement, new liver and possibly a brain transplant. Still do-able though, you thought of getting a patent? Hold my beer. I'll report back with my findings. Might need to get a guinea pig pished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 2 hours ago, NorthernLights said: A machine you chuck your dirty clothes into and it comes out clean, dry and also ironed and folded too. It also sorts your socks for you too. Already exists, more or less. https://www.threadrobe.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 51 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Both these things have been invented shandon. You just have to find a way to combine them. I'd dive into a swimming pool of Space Raiders and eat my way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 hour ago, williemillersmoustache said: Some way for Audi/RangeRover drivers to tell people they intend to go left at a roundabout. Thinking about a system of flags or possibly coloured signal flares. Closely followed by taxis which have indicators....and taxi drivers that use them. Nah...too advanced for our society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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