Dee Man Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Lawns that sense a passing dog's sphinter dilating and emit a terrifying wolf smell. I'm going to make it my purpose in life to somehow get onto Dragon's Den with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Some sort of chemical to be put in cat food that stops cats meowing at the top of their stupid fucking voices at 4:34 in the fucking morning. Arsenic has been around for ages mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Arsenic has been around for ages mate. That'll do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 A remote control that gives you the ability to mute annoying colleagues that don't shut up and rabble shite all day while you're trying to get on with your work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 24, 2017 Author Share Posted July 24, 2017 21 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Mobile phone chargers that give cats an electric shock when they attempt to chew through them at 4:31 in the morning. Pretty sure thats been invented. It's called a phone charger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just now, whiskychimp said: Pretty sure thats been invented. It's called a phone charger I wish that was true. These little c***s have munched through about 7 wires in the last couple of months without a peep. I want them to temporarily levitate, their hair to stand on end and be able to see their skeletons like in cartoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 36 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I'm going to make it my purpose in life to somehow get onto Dragon's Den with this. It involves a bit of extreme biotechnology and genetic engineering but if it passes the ethical tests, which I'm sure it will given its benefits, the technical challenges shouldn't be insurmountable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Replicators like Star Trek. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. Beer. Pint. Cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I do smell. I reek of awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Some kind of in-car steering wheel electric shock omitter that automatically goes off if a car turns 90o without an indicator being triggered beforehand. The burns unit at Dumfries Infirmary would be cram packed every fucking day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 8 hours ago, throbber said: Sex pram. Sorry Throbs, already invented. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Sorry Throbs, already invented. Spoiler The tyre would benefit from having a pump too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 A type of cb radio in every car that allows you to speak with the cars either directly in front or behind you/either side of you. This cannot be turned off or up/down in volume.There would be some crazy fights on the hard shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 There is definitely a gap in the market for an internally fitted device that enables pregnant, women who don't want to tell people they are pregnant yet, to consume as much alcohol as they want at certain social events so that people don't ask them why they aren't drinking/assume they are pregnant. I got the inspiration for such an idea when watching the channel 4 series Humans when a robot did something similar, however the robot couldn't drink because the alcohol/fluids would interfere with their internal mechanics although I'm sure it wouldn't be that much harder to create something fit for pregnant ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Just now, throbber said: There is definitely a gap in the market for an internally fitted device that enables pregnant, women who don't want to tell people they are pregnant yet, to consume as much alcohol as they want at certain social events so that people don't ask them why they aren't drinking/assume they are pregnant. I got the inspiration for such an idea when watching the channel 4 series Humans when a robot did something similar, however the robot couldn't drink because the alcohol/fluids would interfere with their internal mechanics although I'm sure it wouldn't be that much harder to create something fit for pregnant ladies. I'm sure I've read that one glass of red wine (or equivalent) has absolutely no effect whatsoever. If you're wanting to get smashed whilst knocked up though, then you're in Jakey territory. You'd need to see what effect that has on Jakeball robots first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 I'm sure I've read that one glass of red wine (or equivalent) has absolutely no effect whatsoever. If you're wanting to get smashed whilst knocked up though, then you're in Jakey territory. You'd need to see what effect that has on Jakeball robots first. My girlfriend doesn't care about telling people so it's not about her, how many woman dread going to weddings or other social events when they are just pregnant but don't want people finding out? It's a gap in the market if ever there was one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Just now, throbber said: My girlfriend doesn't care about telling people so it's not about her, how many woman dread going to weddings or other social events when they are just pregnant but don't want people finding out? It's a gap in the market if ever there was one. Sounds interesting. PM me your business plan and we'll go to KnightswoodBear for the money to make a prototype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: My girlfriend doesn't care about telling people so it's not about her, how many woman dread going to weddings or other social events when they are just pregnant but don't want people finding out? It's a gap in the market if ever there was one. She could just say that she's on antibiotics to fix a scabby fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Sounds interesting. PM me your business plan and we'll go to KnightswoodBear for the money to make a prototype. It would basically be a massive condom that knows only catches alcoholic beverages and lets food and water pass as per. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Just now, throbber said: It would basically be a massive condom that knows only catches alcoholic beverages and lets food and water pass as per. I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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