throbber Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 As do you, you were just as bad in the aftermath. I am impervious to shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, throbber said: I am impervious to shame. Must be the practice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviLion Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 6 hours ago, PB 4.2 said: My parish priest touched me once. But it was absolutely fine. He just ruffled my hair and said "peace be with you, son" I reciprocated and said "and also with you". I hope he's found that peace now that he's dead. Was he an attractive man at the time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: *Practise Wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 5 hours ago, throbber said: I really enjoyed that song. Did the subject matter resonate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 3, 2017 Author Share Posted November 3, 2017 Who wants an entry tonight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Who wants an entry tonight? Are you referring to the list? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 What a lazy c**t that Miguel Sanchez is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 3, 2017 Author Share Posted November 3, 2017 In 10th place with 28 points: In 2012, Rangers Football Club died. While that summer was one of great intrigue and hilarity another of Scotland's biggest clubs was facing its own need for self-reflection and self-improvement. Carrying on their proud tradition of making a complete arse of everything Hibernian had just lost another Scottish Cup final, to their biggest rival, by a humiliating score of 5-1. The subsequent few years have seen the clubs inextricably linked, with Hibs ripping the utter piss out of the thing calling itself Rangers on multiple occasions. From the 14-15 season when the two clubs found themselves in Scotland's second tier to even this season with them both back in the top flight, you can generally always count on Hibs to cause some sort of North Korea-esque statement to be flung down the marble staircase. We all have our favourite moment of Hibs breaking Rangers... ... but for this entry we actually return to their first meeting in the Championship: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/29305945 Hibs fans may remember this image: While this match started the proud tradition of Hibs bodying Rangers at every opportunity it was the birth of a truly modern classic on P&B. Your hilarity starts here: It's genuinely worth reading the next few pages before the fabled 411 is documented for evermore on page 52. There's a peculiar variety of Rangers support (who's still left) on P&B who is seemingly unable to differentiate between negative and positive attention, believing the collective joy shared as we laugh at their failures to somehow be a poor reflection on us rather than a legitimate acknowledgment of just how much the average diddy detests the Old Firm and everything they do to Scottish football. It also seems blissfully aware of how prone to moments of hilarity Rangers have been since that fateful summer. As for your thoughts: "Self appointed *** wrangler so nominated to cover the rest of them, and the man himself wears a thin veil of decency which regularly slips revealing a bitter old bigot who sees himself as somehow above the majority of posters." "I hope he is able to get the help that he needs." "The one person on this thread that needs to seek professional mental health & alcohol help" "Provides harrowing window into the life of an alcoholic." Yes, beginning the rundown of the top ten (he likes to quantify things with lists, and he believes I can't count) we have @The_Kincardine, the absolute antithesis of a popular and successful P&B poster. What can we say about Kinky? "self appointed *** wrangler" is my favourite description of anyone on this list. You can tell when he spews out half a thesaurus when talking about football and starts trying to be overly sympathetic with his fellow Rangers fans, it's put on. It's forced. Here is a man plainly sure of his own intelligence and superiority being forced to defend and argue the merits of noted luminaries like bennett and thepundit, and it never works. His loyalty to his team and supporters of it blinds him to the plain fact that 99% of all criticism aimed at these targets is demonstrably justifiable. This isn't his worst quality though. The apparent alcohol-fuelled posting isn't even a reason for criticism, and I'll avoid posting that Toilet Duck gif. It's when Kinky wheels out the "this is what any sensible-minded person thinks" spiel in the political forum that I really wonder. There's always a fine line between attempting to be seen as a calm and reasonable voice of experience on various matters, then the mask slips and the the sort of thing you expect from a Rangers fan of his vintage seeps out. Distasteful I think is the best way I can describe his general posting profile, as any redeeming qualities you might think he has will always be overshadowed sooner or later - even if it's just a result of inviting bennett's opinion on literally anything. The sheer volume of Kinky's efforts saw him deservedly rack up the points, and he shows little sign of stopping. Much unlike his team, which is quite amusing. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 3, 2017 Author Share Posted November 3, 2017 I was tempted to tag all of my fellow 411 club members but it might take a while. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I was tempted to tag all of my fellow 411 club members but it might take a while. A fair few of them are gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I thought The Gincardine would have been further up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Generic poster - 'I thoroughly enjoyed my trip to Outer Mongolia'The Gincardine - 'I used to have sex with a petit Outer Mongolian woman' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Mental that there’s 9 posters worse than the alcoholic bigot. I’d suggest every one of the top 10 should be executed. Just an idea I’m putting out there. It’s not set in stone. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Generic poster - 'I thoroughly enjoyed my trip to Outer Mongolia' The Gincardine - 'I used to have sex with a petit Outer Mongolian woman' There's enough material in there to get banned a hundred times over, if you responded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I can’t say I see a lot of Kincardine’s posts, but I’ve never got the alcoholic thing with him. It always seemed to me it was a typical P+B thing to say about an older poster that won’t bite in a heads gone type of way. Of course if anyone can show some evidence he’s a plonky, fair enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Mental that there’s 9 posters worse than the alcoholic bigot. I’d suggest every one of the top 10 should be executed. Just an idea I’m putting out there. It’s not set in stone. Better watch out - Oaksoft will try to get you sacked.[emoji3] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 One thing's for sure, he won't be bothered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Can't wait for his response, as he uses the terms "sweetie wives" and "trope" 714 times each per paragraph. That's always a delight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviLion Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 He'll come across as a good sport about this IMO. For the first couple posts, then it'll go the same way it always does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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