Richey Edwards Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 My older brother stabbed me in the eye with a sparkler when I was a wean. Can I get him charged? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Richey Edwards said: My older brother stabbed me in the eye with a sparkler when I was a wean. Can I get him charged? What age was he when he did it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, The OP said: What age was he when he did it? He was 8, I was 3. It was actually an accident because he tripped over the step at the back door, and he was more upset about the incident than I was. He doesn't like to be reminded of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: He was 8, I was 3. It was actually an accident because he tripped over the step at the back door, and he was more upset about the incident than I was. He doesn't like to be reminded of it. And then you felt disorientated & fell from the Severn Bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: He was 8, I was 3. It was actually an accident because he tripped over the step at the back door, and he was more upset about the incident than I was. He doesn't like to be reminded of it. Shamefully, the minimum age of criminal responsibility in Scotland is currently 8 so you probably could. He might be the oldest person ever referred to the children’s panel. Edited October 20, 2017 by The OP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I thought that was the old law, as in Justified Assault, apart from the "behind closed doors" bit. I was being a bit loosey goosey with the word "allowed." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Stinky Bone said: What happens if the naughty step doesn't work and the last resort smacking doesn't either? Arkham. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, The OP said: Shamefully, the age of criminal responsibility in Scotland is currently 8 so you probably could. He might be the oldest person ever referred to the children’s panel. He's 32. He passes a lot of his older computers and gadgets onto me because he usually buys new ones when they come out. Probably because of some sort of guilt trip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Stinky Bone said: What happens if the naughty step doesn't work and the last resort smacking doesn't either? I remember being smacked when I was a child and saying “ha ha, didnae hurt” then being smacked again harder and greeting. I’m a fine upstanding member of society now, so smack away lads, smack away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, The OP said: I remember being smacked when I was a child and saying “ha ha, didnae hurt” then being smacked again harder and greeting. I’m a fine upstanding member of society now, so smack away lads, smack away. I used to do that with tears running down my face. "Didnae hurt". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 My older brother stabbed me in the eye with a sparkler when I was a wean. Can I get him charged? Assault with a firework, he'll get let off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Zen Archer said: Assault with a firework, he'll get let off. BOOM BOOM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, The OP said: I remember being smacked when I was a child and saying “ha ha, didnae hurt” then being smacked again harder and greeting. I’m a fine upstanding member of society now, so smack away lads, smack away. Tbf you support Celtic. Guessing mild brain damage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Slenderman said: Tbf you support Celtic. Guessing mild brain damage. See if I could be arsed working out how to do white text on my phone, I would’ve predicted “My team: Celtic” in response. Kudos for meeting my expectations faster than anyone else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I've enjoyed how this thread matured from "you don't have kids you can't tell me how to raise them" to "your kids are young you don't know how to raise them" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Should be outlawed for parents, but there should be a company you can hire that will come out and kick f**k out of your weans for you. Would i be happy to do that for a living? Yes, yes i would. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, The OP said: I’m a upstanding member Guessing you were waiting on this too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Should be outlawed for parents, but there should be a company you can hire that will come out and kick f**k out of your weans for you. Would i be happy to do that for a living? Yes, yes i would. I think Weeperdees Dad will be your first customer. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, whiskychimp said: Guessing you were waiting on this too I’m really more of a big swinging dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I think Weeperdees Dad will be your first customer. I'll do that one for free if he watches 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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