alta-pete Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 (edited) On 03/10/2021 at 09:04, keithgy said: I actually saw a guy getting stopped by the traffic cops for going through a red light on St Vincent St,he made the error of nolooking behind him lol Complicated story (sorry) but I’ll try and keep it short. Now near 25 years ago I was in Glasgow dropping off keys at an address on W George St when my next move was to head north up W Nile St. (The Wagamama/Pizza Hut/Yo Sushi/Starbucks/Nile Bar junction depending on your age). I parked on a double yellow (I know @keithgy, you’d never do that) at the junction on the RHS of the street, dropped the keys and waited for the red light. As soon as it came on, I was off like a scalded cat, left turned north across three lanes of traffic and away. Job done! Except I hadn’t seen two of Strathclyde’s finest mounted Polis who had been waiting patiently at their red light on W Nile St. 25 years on, and with a fairly wide network of friends in the city, it seems I’m still the only guy to have been chased up W Nile St by two Constables on cuddys in my Renault Laguna and given a ticket. Kids these days, etc, etc….pffft…. Edited October 4, 2021 by alta-pete 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Pennel Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, alta-pete said: (The Wagamama/Pizza Hut/Yo Sushi/Starbucks/Nile Bar junction depending on your age). Aye, right enough...kids these days, etc, etc….pffft…. I think he means the junction at the Muscular Arms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Pitcher & Piano help? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Pennel Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Eh ?...whats that son ?,...you'll need to speak up a bit...I SAID YOU'LL NEED TO SPEAK UP !!.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Just seen a blonde lady in a high viz jacket badly driving an HGV. All over the lanes. There’ll be deaths. God bless Boris and the nutty Tories. Still, on the plus side, Boris saviour of the woman, can go back to this post and prosecute me for my misogyny. It was just by chance this first one I noticed was a woman. I suspect there will be a lot more shitty HGV driving in the near future. #BrexitBonus -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 This was one lucky c**t on the road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Just seen a blonde lady in a high viz jacket badly driving an HGV. All over the lanes. There’ll be deaths. God bless Boris and the nutty Tories. Still, on the plus side, Boris saviour of the woman, can go back to this post and prosecute me for my misogyny. It was just by chance this first one I noticed was a woman. I suspect there will be a lot more shitty HGV driving in the near future. #BrexitBonus ^^^Standing on Pigeon Street 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Just seen a blonde lady in a high viz jacket badly driving an HGV. All over the lanes. There’ll be deaths. God bless Boris and the nutty Tories. Still, on the plus side, Boris saviour of the woman, can go back to this post and prosecute me for my misogyny. It was just by chance this first one I noticed was a woman. I suspect there will be a lot more shitty HGV driving in the near future. #BrexitBonusWouldn't trust 99% of HGV drivers to drive a Mini nevermind a truck, they all drive like wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Wouldn't trust 99% of HGV drivers to drive a Mini nevermind a truck, they all drive like wankers.Were you not aware that they are all heroes who should be paid footballers wages? You must have missed the all important Facebook memes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 I had to go to Belfast the day to collect one of the grandsons from his school, and on the way back I was just going onto the slip road at the roundabout taking you back out of the city at Fortwilliam when this lunatic came flying across 5 lanes of traffic and cut in in front of me. Now I know you haven't got a lot of time to get from the rhs of the motorway (if you're coming from Carrickfergus) to the slip road, but I had managed to complete the same manouvre without causing any problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Eednud said: This was one lucky c**t on the road That's the sort of thing you'd see in an American movie and shake your head saying "that would never happen in real life"! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 16 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: 32 minutes ago, Empty It said: Wouldn't trust 99% of HGV drivers to drive a Mini nevermind a truck, they all drive like wankers. Were you not aware that they are all heroes who should be paid footballers wages? You must have missed the all important Facebook memes. Facebook was down m9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Not so much on the road; these c**t cycle delivery wankers who seem to think some fat p***k's pizza is worth causing carnage for and we've all to get out of their way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I had to go to Belfast the day to collect one of the grandsons from his school, and on the way back I was just going onto the slip road at the roundabout taking you back out of the city at Fortwilliam when this lunatic came flying across 5 lanes of traffic and cut in in front of me. Now I know you haven't got a lot of time to get from the rhs of the motorway (if you're coming from Carrickfergus) to the slip road, but I had managed to complete the same manouvre without causing any problems. This all reminds me of the map at the beginning of Game of Thrones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Uber driving c***s who merge onto a motorway without indicating and just keep going into the outside lane which, had you not anticipated such cuntish behaviour would have resulted in them firing you and your two year old daughter into the central barrier. c**t had passengers tae. Uber c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 hour ago, MP_MFC said: Uber driving c***s who merge onto a motorway without indicating and just keep going into the outside lane which, had you not anticipated such cuntish behaviour would have resulted in them firing you and your two year old daughter into the central barrier. c**t had passengers tae. Uber c**t. That's why I don't use Uber and the like. They're the worst cnuts on the road. Probably don't have insurance or licences half of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 I had to go to Belfast the day to collect one of the grandsons from his school, and on the way back I was just going onto the slip road at Fort William That's some impressive school run. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 12 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Not so much on the road; these c**t cycle delivery wankers who seem to think some fat p***k's pizza is worth causing carnage for and we've all to get out of their way. Nobody wants cold pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Nobody wants cold pizza. I do, morning after pizza is the breakfast of champions. Not that there's ever much left of mine. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 54 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I do, morning after pizza is the breakfast of champions. Not that there's ever much left of mine. I reheat in the morning. If there's any left. Yeah, yeah OFTW etc etc etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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