Scary Bear Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 Somebody slept in my car when I left it open one night. I didn’t even realise until I had been in it for a few mins. It smelt really badly of smoke but I was a smoker in those days so it took a couple of minutes for me to realise it smelt worse than normal. Then I found a lighter and smoked fags in the ashtray that I never used. About a day or so later I realised whoever it was had used my girlfriends lipstick to write “sorry” and “your gay” on the inside of my window. Your/you’re thing aside, it needs some punctuation. What did he/she mean?1. Sorry your gay.2. Sorry, your gay.3. Sorry. Your Gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Scary Bear said: Your/you’re thing aside, it needs some punctuation. What did he/she mean? 1. Sorry your gay. 2. Sorry, your gay. 3. Sorry. Your Gay. I think "Your gay" was an afterthought as the fear and shame was dissipating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I think "Your gay" was an afterthought as the fear and shame was dissipating. I thought it’d be the other way about. There’s lipstick, I’m writing something... ...but what?....ha, got it! ‘Your gay’ Yass! Telt! Wakes up in an hour or so, f**k, I’ve slept in this boys motor. Aw f**k sake, and I’ve wrote he’s gay. Right, ‘sorry’, time to get home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 You'll not be fine once Brexit starts biting those poor fermers. A bunch of fat inbred chinless men forced into the city for the first time to take up a life of crime, desperate and armed with 12 bores as they mindlessly try to boost your diesel etc? There's a distopian book/film/game in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Lived in the country first 21 years of my life, spend next 20 living in a town, now live in a village rarely lock the front door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 9 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I would have to echo that it's fucking madness and deeply stupid to leave your house unlocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 5 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Your/you’re thing aside, it needs some punctuation. What did he/she mean? 1. Sorry your gay. 2. Sorry, your gay. 3. Sorry. Your Gay. I'm not sure mate I assume it was someone drunk/not very well educated. Maybe they found the lipstick and assumed it was mine, I probably had some manly things in the car that indicated I was male. The person had also found, and apparently read, part of a book I had in the car called Talking to Strangers by Peter Rosengard. Maybe he was just trying to talk to me. I was quite happy that the person hadn't stolen from my car, I had loose change etc lying around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 8 hours ago, NJ2 said: Wonder if they were sorry for sleeping in the car or writing “your gay” in the car? If I was locked out pished I doubt I’d even think of it, but then most cars lock automatically these days. Yeh it was an old car so didn't have this in facility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Dindeleux said: About a day or so later I realised whoever it was had used my girlfriends lipstick to write “sorry” and “your gay” on the inside of my window. "Somebody wrote insulting graffiti in your car with my lipstick? It must have been that awful tramp, darling." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, ecto said: Lived in the country first 21 years of my life, spend next 20 living in a town, now live in a village rarely lock the front door Given that I've never heard of Auchmithie, I can't imagine it's that big a place. Surely you're just advertising your lax security arrangements? (Just checked. Population 183. I'm on my way). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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