jagfox Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 5 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: These were two for a pound recently. Do the job very well. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! Now a pound a pack at Tesco. Still not bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 The final use of paper could be avoided with one of these beauties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) I was having a cigarette out the back window last night when I noticed a neighbour out with their dog, a wee West Highland terrier. Did some business then bagged it up. No worries. Then just before they got to their back gate they stopped the dig and gave it a going over with a wet wipe. Is this acceptable behaviour? I guess not if your pooch is prone to a shitty arse or discolouring of it's arse hair? Edited February 22, 2018 by jagfox99 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Appreciate this is more of a post for the shitting stories thread but does anyone deliberately shit in the ensuite bog just to annoy the other half? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Appreciate this is more of a post for the shitting stories thread but does anyone deliberately shit in the ensuite bog just to annoy the other half? Would you really hold it in to avoid annoying her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Dunning1874 said: If a biodegradable wipe is being used, what's the issue? Scottish Water seem to have an issue with them, as do other water companies. They suggest that only piss, shit and toilet paper should be flushed. http://www.scottishwater.co.uk/you-and-your-home/your-home/keep-the-water-cycle-running-smoothly/know-your-bathroom-checklist It’s easy in the bathroom just follow our Three P’s rule and only flush pee, poo and toilet paper. Everything else should go in the bin, not down your toilet - check out the bathroom checklist of ‘never flush’ items below: all wipes (baby, personal cleansing, toilet and household cleaning) - even if the pack says ‘flushable’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 ...unless you are an ignorant fucking wet wipe pervert with some weird anus-derived OCD, who supports a shower of shite who’ll be missing out on a league title to slightly less shitey Raith Rovers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 54 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Now a pound a pack at Tesco. Still not bad. Yup and duly purchased. Buzzing for my next shite at home now 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Yup and duly purchased. Buzzing for my next shite at home now Happy dumping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Yup and duly purchased. Buzzing for my next shite at home now Godspeed my friend. Enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 45 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Yup and duly purchased. Buzzing for my next shite at home now We’re all rooting for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I love shit chat! Actually properly chuckling at some of the comments in this thread. Absolute gold! Anyway I use wipes for the final wipe after toilet paper and flush them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 56 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Happy dumping 26 minutes ago, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said: Godspeed my friend. Enjoy. 19 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: We’re all rooting for you I'm a new man. Not long had a shite at home and finished off the wiping with a wet wipe. It was a revelation. It's like I'm seeing in colour for the first time after a life of monochrome 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: I'm a new man. Not long had a shite at home and finished off the wiping with a wet wipe. It was a revelation. It's like I'm seeing in colour for the first time after a life of monochrome Excellent. @The Moonster take note. Do the right thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Rugster said: Wenger Arsewipesin Wenger? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I'm a new man. Not long had a shite at home and finished off the wiping with a wet wipe. It was a revelation. It's like I'm seeing in colour for the first time after a life of monochrome All the other doubters take note. This feeling of cleanliness is what you’re missing out on. Truly life changing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Gaz said: The next morning? that too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Wiping you arse with a wet wipe would be akin to drying yourself with a wet towel.The wet wipe would glide across your crack without picking anything up.You need something absorbent to fully sook up the wetness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 Wiping your arse with some form of wet wipe seems fairly popular with P&B types. Going by the ‘please stop this’ adverts from the likes of Scottish Water, it seems fairly mainstream in society too. Maybe they’ll just have to get used to it and adapt their infrastructure to cope. Selfish, selfish people everywhere. Hell in a handcart, Broken Britain, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 22 hours ago, Dindeleux said: Look how happy these guys look to be unclogging your shit. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/thames-water-workers-remove-huge-fatbergs-london-sewer-under-whitehall-1479548 Those Shit Miners do seem quite happy. Hi-ho! Hi-ho! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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