markeeey Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Knowing the popularity of that breed we call estate agents, isn't this just a tiny bit amusing? https://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/the_pub/my_wife_made_the_estate_agent_wet_himself-679864 Earlier this week my wife popped home from work unexpectedly at lunchtime and as she walked into the kitchen she was horrified to see someone at the back window. Initially she was terrified as she thought we were being burgled but she quickly saw it was a lad in his mid-twenties in a suit with a black leather-type pad resting on the window ledge. Although she could only see his top half it was apparent that he was positioning himself to have a pee next to our bin. The cheeky git!! My wife opened the back door and yelled "What do you think you're doing?" Cue some frantic doing up of trousers, lots of apologetic 'Sorry! Sorry! I was bursting' type of comments as the young guy hurriedly backed away from the wall. It was then that she saw that his smart light grey designer suit trousers were a distinctly darker shade all down one leg, right as far as his ankle! It seemed that the young estate agent had been calling at a house a few doors away, found nobody at home and desperate for the loo, he'd resorted to using our garden. I don't think I'd have been so accommodating but my wife actually offered him the chance to come inside and try and clean himself up a bit but he declined and slunk back to his white company emblazoned mini in embarrassment. My dilemma is - shall I ask the same agents for a free valuation of my property (not that I have any intention of selling) in the hope that the same lad will be sent round and I can just give him a 'I-know-what-you-did' grin? Would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Not unless you're a total c**t. What's the point of the link that doesn't lead anywhere unless you sign up for another forum, seeing as you've told the whacky tale on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 24 minutes ago, markeeey said: Knowing the popularity of that breed we call estate agents, isn't this just a tiny bit amusing? https://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/the_pub/my_wife_made_the_estate_agent_wet_himself-679864 Earlier this week my wife popped home from work unexpectedly at lunchtime and as she walked into the kitchen she was horrified to see someone at the back window. Initially she was terrified as she thought we were being burgled but she quickly saw it was a lad in his mid-twenties in a suit with a black leather-type pad resting on the window ledge. Although she could only see his top half it was apparent that he was positioning himself to have a pee next to our bin. The cheeky git!! My wife opened the back door and yelled "What do you think you're doing?" Cue some frantic doing up of trousers, lots of apologetic 'Sorry! Sorry! I was bursting' type of comments as the young guy hurriedly backed away from the wall. It was then that she saw that his smart light grey designer suit trousers were a distinctly darker shade all down one leg, right as far as his ankle! It seemed that the young estate agent had been calling at a house a few doors away, found nobody at home and desperate for the loo, he'd resorted to using our garden. I don't think I'd have been so accommodating but my wife actually offered him the chance to come inside and try and clean himself up a bit but he declined and slunk back to his white company emblazoned mini in embarrassment. My dilemma is - shall I ask the same agents for a free valuation of my property (not that I have any intention of selling) in the hope that the same lad will be sent round and I can just give him a 'I-know-what-you-did' grin? Would you? Your wife is a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Just now, Dindeleux said: Your wife is a bitch. It’s a wid from me though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Had a look at his ten posts and they're all about people getting caught short. Reckon we have Una Stubbs here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Had a look at his ten posts and they're all about people getting caught short. Reckon we have Una Stubbs here. Or another McKee alias. You know how he likes a good piss of the old breeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 This thread would have been better if it had been titled "Estate Agent made wife wet".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 That story is utter shite m8.“Popped home”.That estate agent is slinging it up your missus when you’re out.I guarantee it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 30 minutes ago, Cerberus said: That story is utter shite m8. “Popped home”. That estate agent is slinging it up your missus when you’re out. I guarantee it. This is absolutely the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 hours ago, throbber said: The actual case is that the OP is a spam bot trying to get us to sign up for another forum. It's the Russians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I also heard your wife is a primary school teacher who likes to share stories about not letting her pupils go to the toilet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I accidentally pissed on someone’s pug (it was under the urinals) last night. Looks like that’s the forum for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 So has it been confirmed yet whether or not the OP's wife has been completely ruined by an Estate Agent with a cock down to his ankle? For sharing this shit story I'd like to think so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Think his wife likes getting pished on to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I would suggest that quite possibly this thread hasn't went the way the OP thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Hahaha. What a story, Mark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Red dot for a shite story. Post better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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