invergowrie arab Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 For some reason feel the need to put stickers advertising local commercial radio stations in their car rear windows, or even more inexplicably, on windows in the home. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Are full kit wankers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 31 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Are full kit wankers Especially at 05.30, in airport bar taking a photo for FB of their pint of T before 'getting on it in Ibiza'. Whilst louding shouting about going to Ibiza, and pronouncing it IBizzza rather than Ibitha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 On 01/04/2018 at 17:13, The_Kincardine said: On 01/04/2018 at 03:19, coprolite said: And how should one eat one's peas if one wishes to avoid i advertedly disclosing ones plebian roots? balancing 6-8 on a flat face of a fork seems like the sensible thing to do. Should i be mashing them into my celeriac puree and wild garlic espuma? No, silly. Press the peas onto the tines of one's fork. Not only does this look elegant but, as the peas are crushed, they don't appear as little floaters when one goes to one's lavvy the next day. Drinking a cup of tea/coffee with the spoon still in is the action of a plebeian. I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my life, It makes the peas taste funny. But it keeps them on the knife. Spike Milligan (I think). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Mill Out Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Own a house with a handbrake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Steven Mill Out said: Own a house with a handbrake. You’d prefer it if they rolled away? Edited April 3, 2018 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Reading some of these, it would appear I'm edging towards the lower class Meh! I'm happy enough no giving a f**k what you lot think in the slightest Carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Don't know what an ampersand is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Don't know what an ampersand is. http://bfy.tw/4HNP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Lower class people hate other lower class people who show any sort of desire to not be lower class anymore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Lower class people hate other lower class people who show any sort of desire to not be lower class anymore Yep, look at that c&nt goin to yuni who does he think he is? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Don't know what an ampersand is. And? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Use comic sans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) The females often recite, loudly and public, to their friends how they aggressively got their partner telt for something and act hard about it. They tell the story in a furious manner as well Edited April 4, 2018 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 The females often recite, loudly and public, to their friends how they aggressively got their partner felt for something and act hard about it. They tell the story in a furious manner as well What does “got their partner felt” mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Whoops! Meant 'telt' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Have signs like this on their front door. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Have airfix model style decals bearing quotes with absolutely no substance stuck to their living room walls. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 Post photos on Facebook of themselves on night outs posing with police officers. Post photos on Facebook of themselves on night outs wearing traffic cones as if they're a wizard's hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Refer to their mates on Facebook as "the biys". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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