coprolite Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, Torpar said: Spell the name of the biggest fast food brand in the world 'MacDonalds' Maccydees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Do stuff like store butter and yoghurt outside of the fridge. I worked with a guy that would keep yoghurts in his desk drawer for a few days before eating them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Do stuff like store butter and yoghurt outside of the fridge. Butter shouldn't be kept in the fridge - you can't spread it otherwise. Oh and 'spreadable butter' is for the lower classes. I agree with you on yoghurt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Support sevco 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 On 23/04/2018 at 17:39, MONKMAN said: "Dress their infant child in Hugo Boss" also applies to this thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Butter at room temperature starts to separate and gets slightly oily on the edges. It's OK for some but me, not so much. Spreading hard butter onto soft bread is one of mankind's eternal struggles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 11 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Butter shouldn't be kept in the fridge - you can't spread it otherwise. Oh and 'spreadable butter' is for the lower classes. I agree with you on yoghurt. Butter is for cooking with and should be stored in the fridge. It spreads adequately on toast (if you are a pleb and don’t use a conserve) and shouldn’t be spread on cold bread at all. If you are making a sannie use mayonnaise. I can’t believe people don’t know this. on yoghurt, is it possible that the colleague was culturing his own and needed to maintain ambient temperature? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Judging by the Lidl in Giffnock thread, eating Fray Bentos pies has to be added to the list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Butter shouldn't be kept in the fridge - you can't spread it otherwise. Oh and 'spreadable butter' is for the lower classes. I agree with you on yoghurt. Easy solutionHeat the blade of your knife in boiling water. The butter will spread fine, funnily enough like a proverbial hot knife through butter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 19 minutes ago, BallochSonsFan said: Easy solution Heat the blade of your knife in boiling water. The butter will spread fine, funnily enough like a proverbial hot knife through butter. That takes too long, just put your knife in the microwave for 20 seconds. Quicker than waiting on your kettle to boil. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gaz said: That takes too long, just put your knife in the microwave for 20 seconds. Quicker than waiting on your kettle to boil. Alternatively stick it in the toaster, if you're toasting the bread anyway. Less waste of electricity that way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, coprolite said: If you are making a sannie What the absolute f**k??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: What the absolute f**k??? Abbreviation for sandwich; it's two bits of bread with a non-bread filling. Surprised you haven't heard of them to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, coprolite said: Abbreviation for sandwich; it's two bits of bread with a non-bread filling. Surprised you haven't heard of them to be honest. Oh I have heard of it and treated those who use it with just the right amount of contempt It's a w**k expression. I could equally be argued that it's an abbreviation for a shoe but I wouldn't use it in that sense either as I'm obviously the superior type 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, coprolite said: Abbreviation for sandwich; it's two bits of bread with a non-bread filling. Surprised you haven't heard of them to be honest. Sarnie surely? Sannie is generally followed by pad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 33 minutes ago, coprolite said: Abbreviation for sandwich; it's two bits of bread with a non-bread filling. Surprised you haven't heard of them to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I've just had a nice sandshoe for my lunch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 43 minutes ago, coprolite said: Abbreviation for sandwich; it's two bits of bread with a non-bread filling. Surprised you haven't heard of them to be honest. I know what you mean. These uneducated southerners can gtf. Just had a couple of sannies for my denner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Call people "sen". Or, more accurately, "sennnnn" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Sarnie surely? Sannie is generally followed by pad. Good fucking God! Have we even got mods anymore?! Putting an ‘r’ in sanny? Are you stupid? Or worse, English?! Ps, it’s a piece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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