ah-dee Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 I take my own juice and crisps to the cinema. It's much cheaper and much better quality, especially the juice. Only fools buy food and juice from the cinema. this^^^cinema grub is a rip off. the missus insists on buying popcorn. she is made to pay for it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Cycle with legs at such an angle there knees are out wider than their handlebars....Whilst wearing grey trackie bottoms,Although to be fair they wear grey trackie bottoms everywhere for everything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Slow down whilst crossing the road in front of an oncoming car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 And try to stare you out at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Cycle with legs at such an angle there knees are out wider than their handlebars....Whilst wearing grey trackie bottoms,Although to be fair they wear grey trackie bottoms everywhere for everything I was under the impression the trackies started life as white but have since succumb to the rigours of tinky life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 5 hours ago, rocketman said: Call the cinema "the pictures" The Picture House was the actual name of the main cinema in Arbroath in the 1960's. As far as I'm aware, the New Picture House is still the main cinema in St Andrews. The Campbeltown Picture House has recently reopened after refurbishment. I'm currently a member. That's 3 examples off the top of my head - I'm sure there are more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 I'm going in August. Bairns fans middle-classing it up. Nice! Let me know how you get on entertaining the young one. Havent researched it much but il need to find out what there is for the by then 3 and 1 year olds.You can chuck them in the creche for a few hours each day.Take your own booze their ain't no Vitamin T and it's £5+ for a pint.Or recreate the Center Parcs experience by staying at home, walking through the woods nearby and setting fire to a load of £20's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 You can chuck them in the creche for a few hours each day.Take your own booze their ain't no Vitamin T and it's £5+ for a pint.Or recreate the Center Parcs experience by staying at home, walking through the woods nearby and setting fire to a load of £20's.Always nice to meet a fellow Viz fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Always nice to meet a fellow Viz fanSadly I've been going to Center Parcs every year for the last 14 years. I say what I say from bitter experience. 2 months to my next visit, 2 months 1 week until my wallet is a grand lighter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I take my own juice and crisps to the cinema. It's much cheaper and much better quality, especially the juice. Only fools buy food and juice from the cinema. Anybody who cant go a couple of hours without stuffing their face is obviously some kind of c**t. Edited May 14, 2018 by tongue_tied_danny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Anybody who cant go a couple of hours without stuffing their face is obviously some kind of c**t. Are you saying there should be no food or drink at the pictures/cinema/flicks.....? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Ziggy said: Slow down whilst crossing the road in front of an oncoming car. 3 hours ago, supermik said: And try to stare you out at the same time. I usually find that dipping the clutch and hitting 5000 revs gets the c***s running ETA, probably best to ignore this advice if you’re female/old. The prisons are overcrowded enough without an influx of accidental road rage killers. Edited May 14, 2018 by blanco 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 3 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Anybody who cant go a couple of hours without stuffing their face is obviously some kind of c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 7 hours ago, blanco said: I usually find that dipping the clutch and hitting 5000 revs gets the c***s running ETA, probably best to ignore this advice if you’re female/old. The prisons are overcrowded enough without an influx of accidental road rage killers. I just put my hand on the horn and then aim to miss them by about 6 inches. That usually gets some kind of a reaction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Fall out with the parents of their kids friends just because the kids have fallen out with each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 10 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Anybody who cant go a couple of hours without stuffing their face is obviously some kind of c**t. Aye that's it. Folk are just some kind of mad addicts and have a huge meal in the cinema. Nothing at all to do with the experience and how they enjoy watching films at the cinema. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Aye that's it. Folk are just some kind of mad addicts and have a huge meal in the cinema. Nothing at all to do with the experience and how they enjoy watching films at the cinema. Didn't you tell me there was one time where you took a full cooked chicken into the cinema? Or did I just imagine that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 41 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Aye that's it. Folk are just some kind of mad addicts and have a huge meal in the cinema. Nothing at all to do with the experience and how they enjoy watching films at the cinema. Didn't you tell me there was one time where you took a full cooked chicken into the cinema? Or did I just imagine that? That was my older brother 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 My local cinema does a very nice pint of Peroni, though I did once end up in the disabled bogs after a couple of pints of it on the verge of pulling the emergency cord as it felt like my internal organs had melted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 16 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: That was my older brother Was it at stack leisure park in Dundee purchased from Willie Lows/Tesco next door around 1997? If so I was there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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