Alert Mongoose Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 DISLOCATED SHOELACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_Rodger Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 To be fair to the dreadful commentary team I did get a smirk out of 'dislocated shoe lace' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gianfranco Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Australia must have played more backwards passes than forwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Can you give minus ratings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty-RCFC Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 I’ll give minus rating for your commentary you tosspot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booj1893 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 What a come down from last night's game. It's taken 42 minutes for the French right back to play a forward pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, JamieStevenson said: To be fair to Mark he's got f**k all to be excited about here. Dead game. Lawrenson would have sounded exactly the same if he`d been doing last night`s Portugal-Spain match. He`s actually sounding relatively cheery by his usual standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 DISLOCATED SHOELACE I imagine he thought of that one late at night, decided to save it for the World Cup and just has a piece of paper in front of him right now with 'Dislocated Shoelace' written on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: The FIFA rankings reckon Switzerland and Chile are better than Spain. Anyone who takes anything from them is a moron, to be frank. France don't look they've ever played together. Every single major tournament this seems to happen to them. Chile won the South American championship, beating Argentina in the final (and Mexico 7-0 along the way) and then made the final of the Confederations Cup. Switzerland cruised through World Cup qualifying and have only lost one game since November 2015. They went out of Euro 16 unbeaten, on penalties to Poland. Spain's record has been pretty similar, but they lost to Croatia at the Euros, and then 2-0 to Italy, going out at the same stage as Switzerland. At the last World Cup, Spain got horsed by Chile and the Netherlands and went out in the group stage, while Switzerland made the last 16. I don't know about you, but I think the best way to judge how good a team is on its results. Slagging the world rankings went out of fashion in the 90s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Sainsbury? Hmmm might nip out and do some shopping... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_e'hm_A_Dee Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 I’m actually finding myself amused at Lawro’s PATTER so far.. I’m awa tae lie doon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 22 minutes ago, Im_Rodger said: This. World Rankings had Saudi Arabia as a better side than Russia. The Saudi manager who took them through qualifying is now in charge of Australia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 France are utterly horrific. Sidibe isn't exactly Cafu, but surely he's a much better option than Pavard who clearly just isn't a right back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 I'm loving Mark's hatred towards Pavard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMBER MACHINE Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Australia gonna nick this IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Drogba really is a handsome baldy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny van Axeldongen Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 France are lucky they're up against one of the poorer teams in the first match, because if they were playing Spain or Germany they'd probably be getting pumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_e'hm_A_Dee Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 I fancy Alex Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchBorderer Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Australia aren't wearing green shorts for some reason and it's ticking me off. France is in blue with white shorts so it honestly shouldn't be a problem. Feels like I'm watching some discount Torquay United side rather than the damn Aussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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