Do you trust bald people?

[banana]

Though exact models vary, historians generally estimate that bald people have been around since at least the late 1920s.

As such, do you trust baldies? Are you a baldy, whether natural or fashioned?

[The Moonster]

I trust people who acknowledge they are bald and shave any remaining thin hair they have left.  

I do not trust people who are balding but do not accept it and keep either (a) a horseshoe style haircut of any length or (b) that wee tiny tuft at the front that some people seem to hold onto;

[Newbornbairn]

 

Trying too hard to be cool like us baldies

[ICTJohnboy]

I'm not sure about them. A bald Arnold Clark salesman sold me a duff car a few years ago.  I don't know if he did that because he was bald or if it was just that he worked for Arnold Clark. 

 

 

Edited June 22, 2018 by ICTJohnboy

[Dee Man]

2 hours ago, The Moonster said:

I trust people who acknowledge they are bald and shave any remaining thin hair they have left.  

I do not trust people who are balding but do not accept it and keep either (a) a horseshoe style haircut of any length or (b) that wee tiny tuft at the front that some people seem to hold onto;

Also known as 'Shearer's island'  

[banana]

4 hours ago, The Moonster said:

I trust people who acknowledge they are bald and shave any remaining thin hair they have left.  

I do not trust people who are balding but do not accept it and keep either (a) a horseshoe style haircut of any length or (b) that wee tiny tuft at the front that some people seem to hold onto;

I'm not sure who they're trying to fool, others or themselves. Surely part of growing as a person is knowing yourself, and not giving a f**k about something as banal as hair.

Any P&Bers rocking a combover clarify?

Edited June 22, 2018 by banana

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

4 hours ago, banana said:

Though exact models vary, historians generally estimate that bald people have been around since at least the late 1920s.

As such, do you trust baldies? Are you a baldy, whether natural or fashioned?

No.

[banana]

[D.A.F.C]

 

[Venti]

Yip:

Nope:

[8MileBU]

Though exact models vary, historians generally estimate that bald people have been around since at least the late 1920s.
As such, do you trust baldies? Are you a baldy, whether natural or fashioned?

[Dee Man]

It looks weird when you've not seen someone in years and the next time you see them they're bald. 

Similarly, it looks weird when someone has been bald since you met them and then you see a photo of them with hair. 

See also: beards. 

Edited June 22, 2018 by Dee Man

[Unleash The Nade]

No

[Melanius Mullarkey]

How could I hate bald people, my mum was one.

Spoiler

She wasn’t, that was a joke taken from The Office.

 

[tamthebam]

generally trustworthy

super smashing great and trustworthy

He didn't get to where he got to by being trustworthy...

shifty looking...

fud(d) 

 

[Shotgun]

On 6/22/2018 at 12:46, D.A.F.C said:

 

Years back, I was on a training course where one of the other attendees was the spit of the wee baldy guy. Someone else (not me) thought it would be just hilarious to slap him on the head as Benny Hill was wont to do. The wee baldy guy, immediately reached up and smacked him hard across the puss. It was quite pleasing.

[Bold Rover]

When Labour lost the 1992 general election, from an apparent winning position, Neil Kinnock's baldness was cited as a factor.

[Derek Patterson]

[Dr Koop]

Baldies are c***s who’d shag a hole in a barber’s floor.

Yours sincerely,

Baldie

[rodallegabombs]

As a current baldist (mainly genetics rather than choice) I’d like to say we are all very trustworthy.

Also if you would like any further info just PM me your long card number, expiry date and the last 3 digits on your signature line.

Many thanks.