banana Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 The subject of reincarnation has cropped up throughout the world for millennia, and is a theme of many religions. Memories of previous lives, birthmarks as references to violent deaths, the soul, and so forth. Here's some scientific evidence from a boffin who's made this his life's work: Any P&Bers been reincarnated into this reality where you shitpost on a Scottish football forum in the early 21st century? What did you do in your former lives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 I don’t believe in reincarnation. Never believed in it when I was a hamster either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 When we die our bodies become the grass and the antelope eat the grass and so the circle of life is complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 30, 2018 Author Share Posted July 30, 2018 42 minutes ago, supermik said: I don’t believe in reincarnation. Never believed in it when I was a hamster either. I've 'meditated' on this kind of thing before, existence through the eyes and experiences of another species. I'm not sure what's being accessed exactly, but there's a weird familiar feeling or 'memory' of sorts. Maybe it's some primal programming or genetic memory, or drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 superstitious nonsense. if people come back from the dead how come there are zombies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Judging by my terrible luck I was a complete c**t in my last life. Maybe Hitler or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Surprised nobody has mentioned Rangers yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 31 minutes ago, banana said: I've 'meditated' on this kind of thing before, existence through the eyes and experiences of another species. I'm not sure what's being accessed exactly, but there's a weird familiar feeling or 'memory' of sorts. Maybe it's some primal programming or genetic memory, or drugs. Your fucking arse, you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 33 minutes ago, coprolite said: superstitious nonsense. if people come back from the dead how come there are zombies? Because spice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 30, 2018 Author Share Posted July 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Your fucking arse, you have. We're getting closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 I'm in full agreement with Frederick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 I'll be disabled in the next life according to Hoddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Knowing my luck, I’ll come back as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del79 Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 In my past life, I ended up dying on Bill Hicks grey gym sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Dunno about the rest of me, but my present winky definitely resembles Napoleon's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 1 hour ago, philpy said: Knowing my luck, I’ll come back as me. That would just be our fucking luck too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 7 hours ago, banana said: The subject of reincarnation has cropped up throughout the world for millennia, and is a theme of many religions. Memories of previous lives, birthmarks as references to violent deaths, the soul, and so forth. Here's some scientific evidence from a boffin who's made this his life's work: Any P&Bers been reincarnated into this reality where you shitpost on a Scottish football forum in the early 21st century? What did you do in your former lives? I wonder what crime the person committed in a previous life to come back as you. There's a good chance you could've been Hitler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 Just now, Dindeleux said: There's a good chance you could've been Hitler. Take that back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 I dont believe in reincarnation, when I die though I cant wait to see that old b*****d who stayed two doors from my mum & dad and who died ten years ago, so I can tell him what happened to his beloved Rangers in 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 7 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Judging by my terrible luck I was a complete c**t in my last life. Maybe Hitler or something I'll have been Himmler or Hess Mein Fuhrer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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