Cerberus Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 When in a public toilet use a loud cough or throat clear to discreetly cover up the sound of your jobbie splashing into the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cerberus said: When in a public toilet use a loud cough or throat clear to discreetly cover up the sound of your jobbie splashing into the water. I normally wait hoping someone will use the hand dryer, then give an almighty push Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Unleash The Nade Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 When you jump into a taxi , ask the driver if he’s busy tonight and what time he finishes , as it makes their job much more interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I normally wait hoping someone will use the hand dryer, then give an almighty pushI do this when I hear someone going for the flush in a neighbouring cubicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 SAVE on exorbitant council uplift fees by arranging for a charity to pick-up the bags of "designer clothes"/used nappies you've been piling up in the close. A genuine one; if a CD/DVD/Blu-Ray starts skipping, give it a gentle wash in warm water and washing-up liquid using your hands; no brushes or anything like that. Dry with one of the microfibre cloths you get for buffing car bodywork. Obvious, I know, but it's surprisingly how many folk don't know you can do that. Apparently you can get rid of scratches (and leave them usable) with very fine grit sandpaper, if you're feeling adventurous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Cerberus said: When in a public toilet use a loud cough or throat clear to discreetly cover up the sound of your jobbie splashing into the water. In Japan you can press the "discreet" button where the toilet plays the sound of running water to hide your embarassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Save on unwanted childminding fees by placing your children for adoption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Frozen windscreen in the morning? Don’t be late for work by spending time trying to scrape off the ice, simply place two sheets of grade 60 sandpaper under your wipers and switch on. Hey presto, the ice is sanded away in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Complaining to your workmates about how the weather is too hot for you just now? Then go on that holiday you booked to Spain, Turkey or Tunisia during July/August to solve all your heat-related woes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 hours ago, sjc said: In Japan you can press the "discreet" button where the toilet plays the sound of running water to hide your embarassment. People who are embarrassed about the noise of doing a shite in a public toilet are OFTW. That's what the toilet is for, and everyone has to shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Rugster said: People who are embarrassed about the noise of doing a shite in a public toilet are OFTW. That's what the toilet is for, and everyone has to shit. This. Went for a pish in Asda the other day and there was a bloke who sounded like he was being mauled by a lion in one of the stalls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 hours ago, LincolnHearts said: This. Went for a pish in Asda the other day and there was a bloke who sounded like he was being mauled by a lion in one of the stalls. Probably using the Asda own brand toilet roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Ross. said: Probably using the Asda own brand toilet roll. ....after eating the Asda own brand Scotch Eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 SAVE on exorbitant council uplift fees by arranging for a charity to pick-up the bags of "designer clothes"/used nappies you've been piling up in the close. A genuine one; if a CD/DVD/Blu-Ray starts skipping, give it a gentle wash in warm water and washing-up liquid using your hands; no brushes or anything like that. Dry with one of the microfibre cloths you get for buffing car bodywork. Obvious, I know, but it's surprisingly how many folk don't know you can do that. Apparently you can get rid of scratches (and leave them usable) with very fine grit sandpaper, if you're feeling adventurous.I laughed far too much at that first sentence Dave.Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 On 01/08/2018 at 08:42, Rugster said: People who are embarrassed about the noise of doing a shite in a public toilet are OFTW. That's what the toilet is for, and everyone has to shit. This, again. And the cubIcle usually has a door to protect one's modesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmudgePop Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 If you want to extend your veggie’s freshness… Line the bottom of your refrigerator's crisper drawer with paper towels. They'll absorb the excess moisture that causes veggies to rot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 44 minutes ago, SmudgePop said: If you want to extend your veggie’s freshness… Line the bottom of your refrigerator's crisper drawer with paper towels. They'll absorb the excess moisture that causes veggies to rot. On a similar note, apparently leaving a wee cup of cat litter in your fridge performs the same task. Fresh cat litter, obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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