Granny Danger Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 3 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Time to open "faith" schools to promote the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (blessed be his/her noodly appendages) -Pastafarianism is being cruelly discriminated against IMO. Orzo you say. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 16 minutes ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: What the f**k is a furrie meant to be? Oh, you dear sweet summer's child. You're better remaining ignorant, believe me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 1 hour ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Britain's thickest headteacher is making things up again. My mate's daughter said there was someone in her class who identifies as a pokemon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Agreement in Netherlands for a majority government (88/150 seats) of Far Right (PVV), Conservatives (VVD), Liberals (NSC) and Farmers (BBB). None of their leaders will be PM or in cabinet. Dutch populist Wilders reaches government deal after six months - BBC News 2023 Dutch general election - Wikipedia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 On 16/05/2024 at 08:29, Sherrif John Bunnell said: The esteemed historian is continuing to have a normal one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 23 hours ago, Girth said: Looks like the sort of guy who would relish getting fan letters from teenagers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 You get sent to jail just for having an English breakfast these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oceanlineayr Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 22 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: You get sent to jail just for having an English breakfast these days. Those mushrooms look like the chef (fully justifiably) has had a massive jobby on that plate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 29 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: You get sent to jail just for having an English breakfast these days. Battle of the breakfasts incoming I suspect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 47 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: You get sent to jail just for having an English breakfast these days. Whoever cooked it should be in jail. State of those sausages. And as I replied to him on the thread, hash browns are not part of a full English. They're American. Fried bread should there be instead of hash browns. I'd deport the c**t for that lack of patriotism. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 1 hour ago, Suspect Device said: Whoever cooked it should be in jail. State of those sausages. And as I replied to him on the thread, hash browns are not part of a full English. They're American. Fried bread should there be instead of hash browns. I'd deport the c**t for that lack of patriotism. It is a mess the food should be inside the rim of the plate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 What a fucking roaster 30p Lee is. Absolutely desperate to be oppressed in some way because he never has been. His cooked breakfast looks utterly rank too, and I love a full English (although the absence of tattie scone is criminal, and England's adoption of hash browns as "traditional" is hilarious). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 4 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: You get sent to jail just for having an English breakfast these days. That looks like it's from a breakfast buffet in a Travelodge. The sausages are overdone and the bacon has congealed because the lazy b*****d couldn't get out of bed until 5 minutes before they stopped serving. Tomato ketchup should be nowhere a full English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orfc Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 I'd want some beans and toast on there too Mushrooms can f**k off, send them to Rwanda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 22 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: You get sent to jail just for having an English breakfast these days. Bacon has been cooked on the radiator. Sausages look like something my dog laid this morning. The mushrooms are utter muck and only fit for the bin and hash browns are yank nonsense. Needs tattie scone, slice if haggis and some decent Lorne sausage. Beans optional. Also no slices of toast and no mug of tea = FAIL. Man's a fucking roaster. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 5 hours ago, AndyM said: Bacon has been cooked on the radiator. Sausages look like something my dog laid this morning. The mushrooms are utter muck and only fit for the bin and hash browns are yank nonsense. Needs tattie scone, slice if haggis and some decent Lorne sausage. Beans optional. Also no slices of toast and no mug of tea = FAIL. Man's a fucking roaster. Hash browns in yankyland are just fried potato shreds and generally miles better than those wee triangular shiters. Pished, with a load of crap dumped on them at a Waffle House, they're fucking excellent. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 9 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Hash browns in yankyland are just fried potato shreds and generally miles better than those wee triangular shiters. Pished, with a load of crap dumped on them at a Waffle House, they're fucking excellent. Yet another example of American foodstuffs that bear little resemblance when transferred over here; KFC's another example. American baked beans are the tits; I don't think the Americans even sell beans that are as poor quality as UK Heinz beans. One of those horrid wartime foods that people still eat decades past the end of rationing because of brainwashing, like how it took until the Nineties before everyone admitted that pasteurised orange juice was fucking disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 4 minutes ago, BFTD said: Yet another example of American foodstuffs that bear little resemblance when transferred over here; KFC's another example. American baked beans are the tits; I don't think the Americans even sell beans that are as poor quality as UK Heinz beans. One of those horrid wartime foods that people still eat decades past the end of rationing because of brainwashing, like how it took until the Nineties before everyone admitted that pasteurised orange juice was fucking disgusting. I remember as a kid there was powdered instant orange juice, just add water. It was the sort of thing you got at seaside B&B breakfasts. Can't remember if it was Rise and Shine, or Birds Apeel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 4 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: I remember as a kid there was powdered instant orange juice, just add water. It was the sort of thing you got at seaside B&B breakfasts. Can't remember if it was Rise and Shine, or Birds Apeel. Growing up as a child of war babies was entertaining for the tales your parents would have about the "treats" they grew up with. My mother says she was forced to eat balls of butter rolled in sugar and had to try not to vomit in case the adults offering them took offence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 12 minutes ago, BFTD said: Growing up as a child of war babies was entertaining for the tales your parents would have about the "treats" they grew up with. My mother says she was forced to eat balls of butter rolled in sugar and had to try not to vomit in case the adults offering them took offence I remember getting butter with sugar, normally as a piece but sometimes straight from the spoon. Also sugar on a banana, to aid digestion was the explanation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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