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People who make their exhaust sound loud when it's not part of the original design or purpose.

Twats

Especially when they could have saved hundreds by punching a couple of holes in their exhaust with a screwdriver to obtain the same effect.

 

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Providing a running commentary of the animals in the fields during a journey. 

"Coos!"  "Sheeps!" "Poniiieeees!!!"

 

*the pigs just outside Elgin are an exception though.  Quite cool to see a pig that's not on a dinner plate.

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3 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

Anyone that goes or believes the junk related to palm readings, or psychic readings.

My mother in law swore by those con artists , she went to one once who told her that her husband was keeping secrets from her, possibly a mistress and a secret bank account, she went home and started cutting his clothes up and throwing all his other stuff into the garden for him coming back from work, absolute fucking fruitloop of a woman. :blink:

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My mother in law swore by those con artists , she went to one once who told her that her husband was keeping secrets from her, possibly a mistress and a secret bank account, she went home and started cutting his clothes up and throwing all his other stuff into the garden for him coming back from work, absolute fucking fruitloop of a woman. :blink:
Would have been cool if it had happened.
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14 minutes ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said:

Audiences who clap when a person over the age of 80 states their age.  Aye, well done for not dying.

Same goes for those married over 50 years. 

The first one is spot on. 

Anyone married 50 years deserves more than a round of applause 

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