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Typing 'lol'.
Quite a few folk on this site do it. Even worse they bang it at the end of a sentence with zero punctuation.
i hate lol. hate seeing it written and even worse is my mate saying lol instead of laughing. what a p***k
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40 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
2 hours ago, TheScarf said:
Care to prove the contrary? 

Think the burden of proof is on you here m8. And its proportional to the awesomeness of eating swine, which makes it a pretty fucking heavy burden.

Wot?  There's literally thousands of independent studies showing the consumption of meat (and dairy) is bad for you.  I'm asking him to prove otherwise. 

Fuck me I sound like a mad vegan here.

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Wot?  There's literally thousands of independent studies showing the consumption of meat (and dairy) is bad for you.  I'm asking him to prove otherwise. 
Fuck me I sound like a mad vegan here.
I know. I am deliberately ignoring them and putting it on you. Ignorance is bliss and I will continue with the mantra that if we werent meant to eat meat there is no way the pig would exist.
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7 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

Wot?  There's literally thousands of independent studies showing the consumption of meat (and dairy) is bad for you.  I'm asking him to prove otherwise. 

f**k me I sound like a mad vegan here.

Isn't it the consumption of processed meat that's the issue?  

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49 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Isn't it the consumption of processed meat that's the issue?  

Processed meat and bacon is a class 1 carcinogen, along with plutonium and tobacco and other such chemicals.

Actual meat like chicken and beef is a class 2.  So bad, but not as bad.

Edit - That's from the World Health Organisation.  So don't shoot TheScarf!

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17 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

Processed meat and bacon is a class 1 carcinogen, along with plutonium and tobacco and other such chemicals.

Actual meat like chicken and beef is a class 2.  So bad, but not as bad.

Edit - That's from the World Health Organisation.  So don't shoot TheScarf!

Shoot him.  Shoot him dead.

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Almost exclusively the preserve of the elderly. If someone at the home is taking a trip into town, they get handed everybody's cards to make a small withdrawal and get a statement to prove they didn't skim anything off the top.
Never occurs to the auld bassa to do it in a couple of goes so the rest of the queue can take their bus money and get to work  <_>
Going to an ATM - other than in exceptional circumstances -any more than once a week.
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20 hours ago, TheScarf said:

Folk who check their balance at the ATM, holding up the queue behind.

It's 2019 for f**k sake, how and why do you not have a banking app on your phone? Get your money out and f**k off out my way.

It's the calling card of a sizable moron, and said morons are OFTW.

Using Americanisms.

I blame Sky.

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10 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:
On 08/01/2019 at 01:52, Dee Man said:
Writes 'would of/could of' instead of 'would've/could've'.

Eh ken this is me

Not aimed at you G, there are loads of people do it, but you are guilty of it I'm afraid. 

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Using Americanisms.
I blame Sky.
What would you call it, out if interest? I know "hole-in-the-wall" used to be common in England (I think Barclays Bank had that as a trademark) and I think my old man just says "the bank" or "cash machine" but I can't think of many better phrases that "ATM" really. Although I call it "the Bancomat"...
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