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17 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

Being a hanger-on.

There's a guy in Inverness (I'm sure some Invernesian poster will know who I'm referring to) and if anyone who's even mildly famous turns up in the town, this guy's trying desperately to be their best friend within five minutes.  

Is it that fella who sells the shit clothing? 

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1 hour ago, LondonHMFC said:

Is it that fella who sells the shit clothing? 

 

7 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

Does he have a clothes shop per chance?

Edit: beaten by LondonHMFC

That's the boy.

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That's the boy.

 

He is a c**t of the highest order.

 

I went with my pal for a game of, what I thought was, sixes at Millburn Astro that he organised. This was in addition to the weekly slot that we had on our own at the same place every week. Cost about £1.50 each for 12 of us and we ended up getting a free week every so often with left over change.

 

Turn up to the one he is running. It’s ended up about 12 v 12 on a half pitch. That was a disaster in its self but they he had the bloody cheek to charge everyone £4 a pop. Safe to say I never went back but it had been on for a while so he must have fleeced a fair wedge from a lot of folk.

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Does he actually know these famous people or does he just latch onto them when they go to the Den or wherever?  I saw him once with a fairly well-known (yet not very good) comedian and his behaviour was bizarre, it was like he was in awe of him.  Even speaking and answering people on his behalf presumably so said 'comedian' wouldn't have to speak to the commoners.

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Sure he's called Dan/Danny/Daniel (probably find it's Peter). 

I know someone who was selling stock to him when the shop was Caffreys, a real fucking pain in the arse to deal with. He wanted around 50% of the gear at a huge discount, and when he was told to GTF he started to name all these celebrity friends he had, almost like that was a reason to do a deal. 

Not sure Caffreys still exists anymore? There was another guy involved who was a sound, went under the radar a bit more I think.

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Get this c**t named

If you ever want to meet him, take a trip to Inverness go into the Den or Johnny Foxes and declare that you were an extra in Hollyoaks ten years ago. Within five minutes this boy will be on you offering a deal on Stone Island jumpers and Emporio Armani jeans.

 

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2 hours ago, Dele said:

Anonymous teuchters on the Internet talking about some guy behind his back but not naming him. 

What a time to be alive. 

That's unfair - his name is  Dan/Danny/Daniel/Peter something or other!  

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5 hours ago, LondonHMFC said:

Sure he's called Dan/Danny/Daniel (probably find it's Peter). 

I know someone who was selling stock to him when the shop was Caffreys, a real fucking pain in the arse to deal with. He wanted around 50% of the gear at a huge discount, and when he was told to GTF he started to name all these celebrity friends he had, almost like that was a reason to do a deal. 

Not sure Caffreys still exists anymore? There was another guy involved who was a sound, went under the radar a bit more I think.

Aye that's him.  Think's he's Mr Inverness.

Edit - It's Danny something.  Genuinely don't know his surname.

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