TheScarf Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 18 minutes ago, nsr said: I've always assumed it's bellends with Audis and BMWs who are terrified of their car getting a scratch when the guy in the next space opens his door. That's my take on it too. If you're scared of that, take a bus or taxi or walk to the shops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Which is quite amusing when you consider Audi and BMW owners are the people that drive like complete c***s on the road. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 52 minutes ago, nsr said: I've always assumed it's bellends with Audis and BMWs who are terrified of their car getting a scratch when the guy in the next space opens his door. In that case they should send their servants to do the shopping, driving the staff car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 It's particularly galling when the car park in question only has about 10 spaces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 On 5/29/2019 at 08:50, TheScarf said: I can barely stomach one donut. Are these guys fucking robots? I can do a Krispy Kreme dozen without breaking sweat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre Bo Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 (edited) I went to Gleneagles once for a relative's birthday and there were Bentleys and Rolls Royces parked over two spaces all over the joint. When I asked some of the other guests what this was all about, they said something along the lines of 'if you'd bought a car like that you wouldn't want it scratched' which increased my blood pressure severalfold. Gleneagles is for wankers. Edited May 31, 2019 by Andre Bo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 13 minutes ago, Andre Bo said: they said something along the lines of 'if you'd bought a car like that you wouldn't want it scratched' These people are just pretending to be well off. Proper well off people don't care if their Bentley gets scratched, they just buy another one 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre Bo Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: These people are just pretending to be well off. Proper well off people don't care if their Bentley gets scratched, they just buy another one Gleneagles is full of these chancers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 So the people driving fancy big motors are taking up 2 spaces because they're concerned that other drivers of fancy big motors will park too close and dent there fancy big motor? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 4 hours ago, nsr said: People who take up two car parking spaces for a normal-sized car. Should be shoved in one of those car crushers. The car too. Agreed however cuntos who dont possess the basic motor skills to carefully open their car doors in a car park need shoved into the boot before they get flung into the crushed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, nsr said: People who take up two car parking spaces for a normal-sized car. Should be shoved in one of those car crushers. The car too. People who buy cars far to big to park in normal car parks e.g. Hummers and Urban owners of Range Rovers. Edited May 31, 2019 by Adam101 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 step son is home for the weekend having split up with his long term girlfriend; is now sat in his pants watching some terry pratchett thing on prime, and discussing it as if it is 'real' as in 'that guy's a level five mage - he'd never be able to cast that spell without (doing some inexplicable made up shite) first, or using (some other inexplicable made up shite) to make sure that the effects didn't cause (some other inexplicable made up shite)' he seems genuinely concerned at the perceived inconsistencies in the intricacies of the plot with regard to this sort of thing, and is seething to take issue with someone who gives a f**k about it he also used to go to 'comicons' dressed up with said former girlfriend enjoy it as fiction, by all means - escapism is great - but know where to draw the fucking line man - you're 25 years old ! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 step son is home for the weekend having split up with his long term girlfriend; is now sat in his pants watching some terry pratchett thing on prime, and discussing it as if it is 'real' as in 'that guy's a level five mage - he'd never be able to cast that spell without (doing some inexplicable made up shite) first, or using (some other inexplicable made up shite) to make sure that the effects didn't cause (some other inexplicable made up shite)' he seems genuinely concerned at the perceived inconsistencies in the intricacies of the plot with regard to this sort of thing, and is seething to take issue with someone who gives a f**k about it he also used to go to 'comicons' dressed up with said former girlfriend enjoy it as fiction, by all means - escapism is great - but know where to draw the fucking line man - you're 25 years old !Give the guy a break! He's probably dying inside and just focussing on something to take his mind off his thoughts. Not sure about the pants thing though tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 49 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: he also used to go to 'comicons' dressed up with said former girlfriend Seems like quite a decent sort. Any pics? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 On 31/05/2019 at 08:44, nsr said: People who take up two car parking spaces for a normal-sized car. Should be shoved in one of those car crushers. The car too. I do this, but I'm terrible at parking so it's better than hitting someone else's car, wouldn't go to a near parking space though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 10 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: step son is home for the weekend having split up with his long term girlfriend; is now sat in his pants watching some terry pratchett thing on prime, and discussing it as if it is 'real' as in 'that guy's a level five mage - he'd never be able to cast that spell without (doing some inexplicable made up shite) first, or using (some other inexplicable made up shite) to make sure that the effects didn't cause (some other inexplicable made up shite)' he seems genuinely concerned at the perceived inconsistencies in the intricacies of the plot with regard to this sort of thing, and is seething to take issue with someone who gives a f**k about it he also used to go to 'comicons' dressed up with said former girlfriend enjoy it as fiction, by all means - escapism is great - but know where to draw the fucking line man - you're 25 years old ! Well at least he's not chronically masterbating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 12 hours ago, Oleksandr said: I do this, but I'm terrible at parking so it's better than hitting someone else's car, wouldn't go to a near parking space though https://twitter.com/russian_market/status/1135106354820079618 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Bloody women ship captains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Shout out to the old guy moving towards the ship as if he’s going to help out stopping it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 The most unremarkable sequel to '' the bus that couldn't slow down" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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