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17 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Saw this earlier today. I guess the advantage over a sit down scooter is that you can just carry it in to where you're going rather than parking it. Goes 40 mph with a range of 50 miles if you don't thrash it all the time. Great for getting around a city but I'd feel a bit of dick wearing a helmet on a scooter. Mentioning dicks, here's the presenter.

 

40mph, you'd need to be off your fūcking nut.

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Alighting at the usual train station (lets say Montrose) out of habit on a match day, only to realise it's not where you want to be (lets say Arbroath). 

Not that I would do such a (thankfully rescuable) stupid thing. 

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Donate to just giving pages for fellow morons who go on holiday without travel insurance
Donate to ANY just giving pages if the person wanting money had taken out insurance in the first place.
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24 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

It's clearly a "Ch" sound at the start. Anyone pronouncing it with a "Sh" sound at the front is a moron.

You mean a Scottish "Ch"? Either way your OFTW and I hope you never get to drive my train.

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