D.A.F.C Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Falkirk No. Position Player 1 GK Leo Fasan 2 DF Lewis Kidd 3 DF Jordan McGhee 4 DF Aaron Muirhead (captain) 5 DF Tom Dallison 6 MF Paul Paton 7 FW Deimantas Petravicius 8 MF Ruben Sammut (on loan from Chelsea) 9 FW Dennon Lewis 12 GK David Mitchell 14 DF Tommy Robson 15 DF Scott Harrison 17 MF Prince Buaben No. Position Player 18 DF Patrick Brough 19 FW Zak Rudden (on loan from Rangers) 22 MF Joe McKee 24 FW Marcus Haber (on loan from Dundee) 25 MF Andy Irving (on loan from Hearts) 26 DF Mark Russell 31 GK Robbie Mutch 32 DF Marky Munro 34 DF Kyle Mitchell 35 MF Cieran Dunne 36 MF Jason Jarvis 40 FW Kieran Sweeney 41 MF Aidan Laverty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Falkirk No. Position Player 1 GK Leo Fasan 2 DF Lewis Kidd 3 DF Jordan McGhee 4 DF Aaron Muirhead (captain) 5 DF Tom Dallison 6 MF Paul Paton 7 FW Deimantas Petravicius 8 MF Ruben Sammut (on loan from Chelsea) 9 FW Dennon Lewis 12 GK David Mitchell 14 DF Tommy Robson 15 DF Scott Harrison 17 MF Prince Buaben No. Position Player 18 DF Patrick Brough 19 FW Zak Rudden (on loan from Rangers) 22 MF Joe McKee 24 FW Marcus Haber (on loan from Dundee) 25 MF Andy Irving (on loan from Hearts) 26 DF Mark Russell 31 GK Robbie Mutch 32 DF Marky Munro 34 DF Kyle Mitchell 35 MF Cieran Dunne 36 MF Jason Jarvis 40 FW Kieran Sweeney 41 MF Aidan Laverty This might've worked if you'd got it in before we cut loose a good few of Hartley's duds - Mackin, Owen-Evans, Froxylias, Greenwood etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Froxy is a good player ruined by failkirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accent-Unknown Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Has Ross Perry actually been liked by the fanbase of any club he's played for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 David Hutton. A fucking farce he's made a career out of being a goalkeeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 David Hutton. A fucking farce he's made a career out of being a goalkeeper. Yup Made all the worse that his first reaction after conceding is to blame everyone around him. Comes across as an absolute arsehole as well as an absolute dud of a footballer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: David Hutton. A fucking farce he's made a career out of being a goalkeeper. Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Honourable mention to John Stewart as well. He looked like one of the cast in trainspotting.Fun fact: I went through high school with John, and as far as I'm aware, he still holds the high school high jump record.I wikipediad Taylor Morgan after posting this he played 10 times for Falkirk (seemed like a full season to me) and never scored. in his career he scored a total of 12 goals in 8 years as a striker. 1.5 goals a season. my other irritant in the way he played was Carl Finnegan but his record was 25 goals in about 120 games so at least he scored so can't be him. Even at our horrendous level, he was absolute cactus. Marc Fitzpatrick. Utterly dreadful footballer and an absolute dick. Sadly made captain during his spell at Morton. And we still have him [emoji849] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KabbaCharming Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 02/11/2018 at 20:27, virginton said: Nicolas Caraux Ben Sampayo Jonathan Page Darren Cole Marc Fitzpatrick Tony Wallace David Robertson Reece Hands Jack Smith Kabba-Modou Cham Nacho Novo Subs: Jamie McCormack, Jake Nicholson, Gary O’Connor, David McNeil. That’s a full starting XI and fifteen of the biggest jobbers in Scottish football - all of whom played during our utterly shambolic 2013/14 campaign. I cannot believe how excited many of us got whe Kabba Cham rattled in goals vs St Mirren in pre-season and looked the business. What a huge huge let down. At least he gave me my username though so thanks Kabba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 14 hours ago, Stellaboz said: David Hutton. A fucking farce he's made a career out of being a goalkeeper. Woah. I literally have *zero* memory of him at EEP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrTroopMajor Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 In no particular order: Kevin McKinlay Craig Beattie: Kevin Kyle: David Sinclair: Junior Mendes: Marc Twaddle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 See the OP's comment about having absolutely no skill whatsoever it's made me think of some Aussie full back we got around January the year we won the 3rd division. I believe he played one game was never seen again. He just looked like a fairly average Sunday league player. Could, basically, stand around in the general area he was supposed to and, when he got the ball, just kinda hoofed it down the line... usually for a throw in. Did I dream this or did it really happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrie Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 02/11/2018 at 18:37, wee_bairn said: Honourable mention to John Stewart as well. He looked like one of the cast in trainspotting. Did we no pay you to get him on our books? He was an absolute waste of space, a full on jakey in a football shirt. Following the theme: GK: Allan Creer LWB: Jim Fenlon CB: Atli Gregersen CB: Andy Dowie CB: Uros Celcer RWB: Tim Dreesen CM: Mark Klok CM: Tim Chow CM: Greg Tansey CF: John Stewart CF: Maciej Nuckowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, Comrie said: Did we no pay you to get him on our books? He was an absolute waste of space, a full on jakey in a football shirt. Following the theme: GK: Allan Creer LWB: Jim Fenlon CB: Atli Gregersen CB: Andy Dowie CB: Uros Celcer RWB: Tim Dreesen CM: Mark Klok CM: Tim Chow CM: Greg Tansey CF: John Stewart CF: Maciej Nuckowski We paid £40k for him from Aberdeen. Another Yogi masterstroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Kevin McKinlay and David Sinclair stick out for me, but there was also quite a few more jobbers during the mark Roberts retiring players party. Mind a time when Craig Beattie played centre back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Rodney "20 minutes then back to Ibiza" Sneijder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpoonTon Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 31 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: See the OP's comment about having absolutely no skill whatsoever it's made me think of some Aussie full back we got around January the year we won the 3rd division. I believe he played one game was never seen again. He just looked like a fairly average Sunday league player. Could, basically, stand around in the general area he was supposed to and, when he got the ball, just kinda hoofed it down the line... usually for a throw in. Did I dream this or did it really happen? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Robertson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Jesus. He played for Rangers, Scotland U-21 and top flight in Norway? I genuinely thought we brought him as a favour to someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Hard to produce an XI from over the years, do you factor in the level someone played at or is a guy who was absymal in the top flight more of a stinker than someone in the 3rd tier? Was a guy who got less than 100 minutes but got found out quickly as utterly hopeless (Dave the Ukrainian, Henoc Mukendi etc) more worthy of inclusion than a guy who managed to stink out a season or more? Ignoring for now last season and this Bryn Halliwell Jean-Yves Anis / Gabriel Piccolo / Sandy Hodge / Jake Carroll Stephane Bonnes / Darren Brady/ JP McBride / Sean Kilgannon Mark McWalter / Steve Lovell Lovell was clearly good for other teams but was totally done and uninterested by the time he rocked up at us. McWalter played a season for us, didn't score (even Miles Storey etc) and got injured stamping his foot in protest at an offside decision. Kind of feel I've missed another obvious centre mid (from outside the last 18 months before you say Edwards / Woods / Barton) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 I could fill a book with our jobbers over the years but Sinclair is the 1st player that had me feeling like going over the wall, I've not saw another player in an Ayr jersey that comes close to him in the wage thieving p***k stakes, I can live with absolute shite players as they're the managers fault but I can't be arsed watching guys that have no interest in their teammates on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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