ATLIS Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 14 hours ago, Chewing Taffies said: You are a very very strange individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 The Dundee fan chewing taffies is an absolute worst c**t and sends threatening PMs.He’s also a member of the “must reply to everything” club so no doubt will pipe up with some kind of retort. You are a very very strange individual.Called it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Can we include posters who have been emptied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 23, 2018 Author Share Posted December 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Can we include posters who have been emptied? Yeah, as long as they were active during the year. I've actually no intention of checking that tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewing Taffies Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 9 hours ago, Dindeleux said: Called it. Good to see you taking your obsession with me to a new level Merry xmas bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 On 21/12/2018 at 00:13, jupe1407 said: Back by popular demand (not really) and because I will probably have f**k all better to do between Christmas and New Year other than work, visit relatives I can barely be arsed with and spend valuable time counting votes and posting shite on here, it's this years Best & Worst posters thread. Was there even one last year? Anyway, similar to previous efforts, nominate your best and worst posters for each Premiership club to me by PM, preferably with some semi-amusing reason, or reference to a hilarious heads-gone. Rules and stuff. 1. Can't vote for the same poster twice in either Best or Worst 2. You can vote for them once each in both Best and Worst, although that would be fucking strange. 3. Feel free to attempt to provoke a headgone by posting your nominations on the main thread, but as I'm a lazy c**t, and also because my employer won't take kindly to me fannying about on P&B during the day trawling the thread to count votes, they need to be PMed to me to count. 4. Max of three nominations each for Best & Worst Nominations close at 23:59 on Xmas eve, with the results being posted two clubs a day from Boxing Day onwards. Knock yourselves out, cuntos. Far's eh results en Jupe? Or have you went all @Ludo*1 on us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 I didn’t even PM my votes shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 21 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Far's eh results en Jupe? Or have you went all @Ludo*1 on us? The rumour is that the hapless @jupe1407is inviting @Oleksandrto try and sort out his poll for him. I also hear that @Ludo*1is on a retainer as a special advisor. Next up: Poll of P&B's Worst Pollsters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Out choring early jupe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 I'd like to propose that three days' notice is far too short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 27 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Next up: Poll of P&B's Worst Pollsters... 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'd like to propose that three days' notice is far too short. Oh i forgot about you. You're the one who tried a poll but couldn't count! Still, at least you tried unlike the forum's Victor Meldrew who has clearly shat his breeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 Just back from visiting the bird's relatives, watching the end of the Watford-Chelsea game, and having a shite. Apologies. Tam mentioned the short notice in his PM. Up to you c***s, I can extend the deadline if you want more time to fire in votes, or start the results. Don't mind either way tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Oh i forgot about you. You're the one who tried a poll but couldn't count! Still, at least you tried unlike the forum's Victor Meldrew who has clearly shat his breeks.I voted for you as best Rangers poster, so I expect vitriolic NONSENSE from everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 On 12/24/2018 at 08:30, Chewing Taffies said: Good to see you taking your obsession with me to a new level Merry xmas bud Merry Christmas, your team is shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Oh i forgot about you. You're the one who tried a poll but couldn't count! Still, at least you tried unlike the forum's Victor Meldrew who has clearly shat his breeks. One too many boxing day libations? I've no idea what you're talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: One too many boxing day libations? I've no idea what you're talking about. Neither does he tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, accies1874 said: 8 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Oh i forgot about you. You're the one who tried a poll but couldn't count! Still, at least you tried unlike the forum's Victor Meldrew who has clearly shat his breeks. I voted for you as best Rangers poster, so I expect vitriolic NONSENSE from everyone. That's quite comforting. I usually receive UNMITIGATED TRIPE from the diddies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: That's quite comforting. I usually receive UNMITIGATED TRIPE from the diddies... One last push to out-do bennet then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: That's quite comforting. I usually receive UNMITIGATED TRIPE from the diddies... 3 minutes ago, tree house tam said: One last push to out-do bennet then. Thanks buddy. Not that I was struggling for examples but you made it easy for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 f**k it, results time, starting with ABERDEEN The votes for our sheep-molesting cousins up the A90 were a veritable who's who. Literally who the f**k is who. I'd heard of about 4 of these c***s. Changed days since StandFree03 was a virtual cert to scoop both the Best and Worst Categories. Anyway, the Best Abherghreen posters in reverse order were: 3rd: @Frank Grimes 2nd: @Suspect Device and our clear winner, receiving several outright nominations, plus a few mentions was @Melanius Mullarkey. MM clearly moved several posters to nominate him with glowing tributes such as "posts on every fucking thread but seems quite witty", "he's the only Aberdeen fan I can remember right now" and "a boring c**t, but he's alright". Take a fucking bow. The Worst Aberdeen poster was a closer run affair. However, the Dons' list of banality, in reverse order was: 3rd. @jmothecat 2nd @Menzel And by the slimmest of margins, Aberdeen's worst poster of 2018 was @kingjoey. Personally I've never seen any of his posts that I can recall, however the only two reasons given were "I couldn't think of anyone else" and "he's a fucking idiot". Proof enough, imo. Well done/commiserations* (* delete as applicable) ETA: Celtic up next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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