Bairnardo Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Inspired mostly by mathematics revalation that "someone" wrote "Arya Stark doing a jobby" repeatedly in his workplace trap, and also the fact that I find toilet graffitti pretty fucking hilarious... Give us the best work you have seen? My favourite examples include the ever expanding crossword my mate used to seed by writing JOCK across the way then c***s downwards from the C. It always produces fireworks. What have you seen, what are you prepared to admit to, what did "your mate" once do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 "Let's play toilet tennis, Look Left." "Now look right." "Left again." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 in the toilet of the griffin some pretentious twat wrote something in latin.someone else wrote "bawusbagus" next to it,thought that was quite amusing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 When I was at university (late 90s, early 2000s) there was a toilet with some bizarre graffiti near one of the cafes. The two that I can still remember are "The English are an inherently arrogant nation. They tend to offend." which read like someone's introduction to a thesis on English colonialism or something. The others, right next to this one was a back and forth between (presumably) some Muslim and Christian Serbs about how fantastic/evil Arkan was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Some come here to sit and think, While some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the writing on the walls 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 13, 2019 Author Share Posted May 13, 2019 Point of order, pics appreciated where possible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 In the mid to late 90s in one of the bogs in the Physics dept at Glasgow Uni, someone asked people to write their synonyms for female genitalia. Within a couple of months the list went so low on the wall a second column was added. It was very funny and it was the first time I'd heard of a "bearded clam", which made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Early 80's when I worked at vet school. Cleaners had put up a notice above the trough in the bogs. "Please stop dropping cigarette douts in the toilet" Some bright spark wrote- because it makes them soggy and difficult to light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I once read “do you know that you’re shitting at a 45 degree angle?”. Obviously the writing was at a 45 degree angle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I also once read “time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Here I sit broken hearted, spent 10 pence, only farted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Doesn’t our irn bru loving Dundee supporter feature in some bogs in Stirling or somesuch? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 "The production of pate for our Russian comrades" A toilet in Jedrzejow, Poland circa 1981.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) I found "Glasgow Area 5s - K Thacker" written on a cubicle in Stirling Uni about ten years ago. I wrote "VL" under it. Edited May 13, 2019 by Gaz 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 "You are now sitting in the eyes right position" genuinely made me lol once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Meadowbank Stadium Toilets. I think the state of Man United was beyond the ability of Edinburgh Leisure to fix... also dating from the days of Meadowbank Thistle was the following exchange: "I love Dumbarton" "You are dumb" "Arton isn't dumb!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 (edited) Does this emotional tribute to Hearts' famous 2012 Scottish Cup win count? Spoiler Strongly suggest that unless you're self employed you don't open that spoiler at work, btw. Edited May 14, 2019 by JamieThomas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 6 hours ago, RockMusic said: bearded clam Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 The toilets in the cargo terminal at Glasgow Airport used to make for a good 10 minutes reading on a Tuesday night. Mostly ongoing slaggings between the drivers of rival haulage firms: “Last time I shat here I had the wife’s knickers on”. “You must be a Saints driver”. “Last time you shat here your wife’s knickers were off”. “Heard it was like chucking a match doon the Clyde Tunnel”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Some come here to read and write Some come here to wonder But I come here to have a good shite And fart away like thunder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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