Herman Hessian Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 a thread for explanations behind pressing matters of the day, tropes, popular misconceptions and the like: #01 - why are Americans often perceived as being morbidly obese: Quote Fans lucky enough to score tickets to the Stanley Cup Final in Boston are in for a real treat or 12 at the TD Garden concession stands thanks to a creative set of offerings fit for a champion. The Big Bad Burger, which is a double cheeseburger topped with bacon, fried jalapenos and crispy onions sandwiched between two glazed doughnuts, is just one of the eye-popping confections that are being rolled out for the Stanley Cup Final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 wonder if they do a diet version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 What is it with Americans and having sweet things with fried stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: What is it with Americans and having sweet things with fried stuff? Maple syrup on bacon & sugar on French Toast <boak> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Silverton End said: Maple syrup on bacon Maple syrup on bacon is food of the gods. As it is on sweet potato fries. The only food combination that surpasses it is Meth Bacon. Bacon with worcester sauce and brown sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dele said: Maple syrup on bacon is food of the gods. As it is on sweet potato fries. The only food combination that surpasses it is Meth Bacon. Bacon with worcester sauce and brown sugar. Dear god no...I'm sticking to bacon on a roll with a squirt of brown sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 41 minutes ago, Dele said: Maple syrup on bacon is food of the gods. As it is on sweet potato fries. The only food combination that surpasses it is Meth Bacon. Bacon with worcester sauce and brown sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 why are the septics morbidly obese? many years ago Canuck scientists discovered that the weight of the ice in the Yukon and the Rockies was causing Canada to sink and the States to rise. So a plan was hatched to make the Yanks fat as phuq as a counterweight. Colonel Sanders was actually a Colonel in the Mounties, Ronald McDonald comes from British Colombia and Burger King was originally Le Roi Burgeur, a Quebec franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Shitey cheap food loaded with fat, humongous portions, dependence on the horseless carriage, lazy entitled cūnts.You’re welcome [emoji56]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 While we’re slagging off American sugary food Hersheys chocolate tastes like vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 a thread for explanations behind pressing matters of the day, tropes, popular misconceptions and the like: #01 - why are Americans often perceived as being morbidly obese: Fans lucky enough to score tickets to the Stanley Cup Final in Boston are in for a real treat or 12 at the TD Garden concession stands thanks to a creative set of offerings fit for a champion. The Big Bad Burger, which is a double cheeseburger topped with bacon, fried jalapenos and crispy onions sandwiched between two glazed doughnuts, is just one of the eye-popping confections that are being rolled out for the Stanley Cup Final. Just no. For the record, I'm a fat b*****d but there's no way that thing should ever be allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Was in a place in Naples florida that did a burger like that, the guy ‘recommended it’ as a signature meal, couldnt understand why I thought it sounded obscene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 That's disgusting! It's got vegetables on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 On 28/05/2019 at 07:43, Melanius Mullarkey said: wonder if they do a diet version? That is the diet version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Was in a place in Naples florida that did a burger like that, the guy ‘recommended it’ as a signature meal, couldnt understand why I thought it sounded obscene. We have a pizza place near us that offers something similar as an "If you can eat the whole thing, it's free" promo kind of deal. I once asked the waiter if anyone had ever managed it. He told me "Nobody's ever even ordered it - it's fucking gross." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 On 28/05/2019 at 19:16, The OP said: While we’re slagging off American sugary food Hersheys chocolate tastes like vomit. It's odd- Hershey was a bit of a philathropist and apparently treated his workers well. on the other hand Forrest Mars was a complete b*****d. Guess whose chocolate tastes better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 On 5/28/2019 at 01:37, KnightswoodBear said: What is it with Americans and having sweet things with fried stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 On 28/05/2019 at 19:16, The OP said: While we’re slagging off American sugary food Hersheys chocolate tastes like vomit. A girl in my work said this last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Anybody solved the mystery of why all younger girls faces are silver these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Anybody solved the mystery of why all younger girls faces are silver these days?Sparkly cement dust? You, of all people, should be at the vanguard of this social phenomenon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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