Venti Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 TIL 'Germ Deniers' are a thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Does she like watching you pissing? I'd have to ask her. We were staying in a hotel on Friday and I had a pish with the bathroom door open while she was in the other room. Now if you had been in the other room that would have deserved a round of applause. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 As someone who washes their hands after using the bathroom, on the assumption that this is just what people do, I never really thought that "Not washing" was a thing until I started my first pub job. Nipping in for a piss and noticing so many punters just walking out without even a pretendy "Just run some water over the hands" effort gave me serious reservations about remaining in the hospitality industry. Filthy c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 There was a cook I’d see regularly standing outside his cafe with a cigarette, at times picking his nose and scratching himself, I always wondered if he washed his hands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: Why are they filthy c***s though? A cocks just a piece of flesh. That's all. One that's hidden by fabric all day. The only thing that's gonna be on it is maybe perspiration(same story with your feet, but if you met somebody who washed their hands after removing their shoes or socks you'd call them a weirdo). Your hands are carrying far greater spread of bacteria than any cock stuck in a pair of underwear does. Do you wash your hands after you touch your hand? Of course not, because that would be lunacy. Not seen a single argument on this thread that justifies the outrage. Now I know who you are... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: Why are they filthy c***s though? A cocks just a piece of flesh. That's all. One that's hidden by fabric all day. The only thing that's gonna be on it is maybe perspiration(same story with your feet, but if you met somebody who washed their hands after removing their shoes or socks you'd call them a weirdo). Your hands are carrying far greater spread of bacteria than any cock stuck in a pair of underwear does. Do you wash your hands after you touch your hand? Of course not, because that would be lunacy. Not seen a single argument on this thread that justifies the outrage. Just wash your hands you filthy fucking pr1ck!!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Just wash your hands you filthy fucking pr1ck!!!!This post amused me. Because you decided to sensor p***k and not fucking. Edited to add, it's amused me further that the website does the same thing [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I wash my hands often during the day, if I've been at the toilet or not (and especially after being on public transport) and still caught conjunctivitis. Not sure what to make of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Your missus farts on your pillow whilst you're at work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 hour ago, heedthebaa said: There was a cook I’d see regularly standing outside his cafe with a cigarette, at times picking his nose and scratching himself, I always wondered if he washed his hands Did he have his white jacket on? Then he's even more of a clarty b*****d than you thought - that isn't to keep his own clothes clean, it's to stop the food getting contaminated from the dust and other crap that drifts around outside. By wearing his jacket outside he's just bringing the stuff into the kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I don't really deny that germs exist. I just think that anyone who is overly concerned with them is a fucking moron. What about the ones they use for warfare? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: A cocks just a piece of flesh. That's all. One that's hidden by fabric all day. The only thing that's gonna be on it is maybe perspiration huh ? you cock just sweats, then - that's all it does - nowt else, so there's absolutely no possibility of any other bodily fluid, excretion, juice or moistness - yours or anyone else's - being on it, at all ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 30 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: huh ? you cock just sweats, then - that's all it does - nowt else, so there's absolutely no possibility of any other bodily fluid, excretion, juice or moistness - yours or anyone else's - being on it, at all ? Not much chance of his cock being used for anything other than pishing, mate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 The filthy cnuts that don’t wash their hands and say it’s OK not to are ignorant of the facts, there are genital bacteria flora that are benign when undisturbed but if ingested or gets into the bloodstream can cause all sorts of illnesses 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: Why are they filthy c***s though? A cocks just a piece of flesh. That's all. One that's hidden by fabric all day. The only thing that's gonna be on it is maybe perspiration(same story with your feet, but if you met somebody who washed their hands after removing their shoes or socks you'd call them a weirdo). Your hands are carrying far greater spread of bacteria than any cock stuck in a pair of underwear does. Do you wash your hands after you touch your hand? Of course not, because that would be lunacy. Not seen a single argument on this thread that justifies the outrage. Even the shiniest, cleanest arsehole will still transfer a minute amount of fecal matter to your Keks. Your cock shares a nice, often sweaty space in said Keks. Transference of fecal matter is inevitable and unavoidable. Washing your hands is a way of getting rid of at least some of that, and reduces the chances of things like e-coli or cholera, and the risk of being called “Shitey hands” by others. If you are content with being known as “shitey hands”, I’m sure one of the mods can change your user name no problem. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Slenderman said: Now I know who you are... Easy way to find out. @Estragon IS NOT a fud - do you believe in gravity and/or the Holocaust? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 A slight tangent, but my girlfriend had a go at me because I didn't wipe my cock with toilet paper after I had a pish. Is that a thing? ^^^^ Caught wiping his cock on the curtain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: Source? Is there any contemporary evidence of someone contracting e-coli or cholera due to the circumstance listed above? I must say that I find it bizarre that you're asking for evidence that germs being spread around can cause illness, this isn't really a debatable fact is it? How do you think cold and flu viruses affect so many people? Edited August 13, 2019 by The Moonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 56 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: Source? Is there any contemporary evidence of someone contracting e-coli or cholera due to the circumstance listed above? Also to get any traceable amount of fecal matter on your cock from your underwear - in this case, enough to be noticeable to others - you'd need to literally shite yourself. If you want to run the risk and forever be known as "Mr Shitey Hands" then go for it. I, on the other hand, will continue washing my hands after using the toilet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Quick rinse for after a pish, soap and water for after a shite. I am brave enough to open the toilet door. I hadn't realised that that made me a wild man survivalist type. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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