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1 hour ago, peternapper said:

Would be surprized if the royal yacht idea was being pursued by Liz it sounds more like a Boris type idea to allow him to keep his england is great propaganda.

 

I doubt that’s a concept alien to a woman who believed God divinely ordained her to reign over the rest of us.

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13 hours ago, Mr Waldo said:

There is nowhere in the rUK that could realistically replace Faslane and Coulport.  

Why not, what is your reasoning to that?

Population density can not be a consideration when you consider a Million Scots live in a radius of 50 miles from Faslane which would result in total human annihilation in the event of a first strike.

There are numerous deep water port  locations around the english coastline that are suitable, Milford Haven and Devonport are more than suitable.

Barrow in Furness where BAE are presently building the Astute class nuclear submarines would be a suitable location

The depth of the sea to the West and Southwest of the Isle of Man is at 100 Metres, sufficient  for submarine access and egress to a new built facility.

Anglesey Island has water depths of 80 Metres similar to the near approaches to Faslane.

Falmouth area offers deep water in secluded waters.

We are totally committed to removing this deadly nuclear facility from Scottish waters, it's relocation is not a matter for Scotland or it's people.

In 2012 Wales's Labour First Minister Carwyn Jones said the UK's nuclear-armed submarines and jobs associated with it would be "more than welcome" in Wales if they left Scotland. 

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Boris the Clown is now living the 'Gunboats up the River' Empire's dream by sending two Gunboats over to the Channel Islands to protect 'British Interests'.

 France has said they will cut off the power to the Islands over a fishing rights issue.

Cue hysterical waving of union flags and chorus's of Land of Hope and Glory sung with tears in eyes and memories of Maggie's Falklands.

That'll show them Froggies, well done Boris and to hell with the Entente Cordiale.

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1 minute ago, SandyCromarty said:

Boris the Clown is now living the 'Gunboats up the River' Empire's dream by sending two Gunboats over to the Channel Islands to protect 'British Interests'.

 France has said they will cut off the power to the Islands over a fishing rights issue.

Cue hysterical waving of union flags and chorus's of Land of Hope and Glory sung with tears in eyes and memories of Maggie's Falklands.

That'll show them Froggies, well done Boris and to hell with the Entente Cordiale.

I'm sure that the French fishermen, so renowned for their restraint, will take one look at the representatives of Her Most Britannic Majesty's Royal Navy and respond in a calm, considered manner. 

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33 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

I'm sure that the French fishermen, so renowned for their restraint, will take one look at the representatives of Her Most Britannic Majesty's Royal Navy and respond in a calm, considered manner. 

The same delightful French that the “civic and joyous” want to get back into bed with.

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Just now, Glen Sannox said:

The same delightful French that the “civic and joyous” want to get back into bed with.

There are good uns and bad uns everywhere.  Why, in my time I've even known a couple of Labour Councillors that I would seriously consider sending for a loaf. 

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47 minutes ago, SandyCromarty said:

Boris the Clown is now living the 'Gunboats up the River' Empire's dream by sending two Gunboats over to the Channel Islands to protect 'British Interests'.

 France has said they will cut off the power to the Islands over a fishing rights issue.

Cue hysterical waving of union flags and chorus's of Land of Hope and Glory sung with tears in eyes and memories of Maggie's Falklands.

That'll show them Froggies, well done Boris and to hell with the Entente Cordiale.

I wonder if there’s anything afoot domestically at the moment that would lead to an action aimed at upping jingoism?

Can’t think of anything myself.

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9 hours ago, SandyCromarty said:

Boris the Clown is now living the 'Gunboats up the River' Empire's dream by sending two Gunboats over to the Channel Islands to protect 'British Interests'.

 France has said they will cut off the power to the Islands over a fishing rights issue.

Cue hysterical waving of union flags and chorus's of Land of Hope and Glory sung with tears in eyes and memories of Maggie's Falklands.

That'll show them Froggies, well done Boris and to hell with the Entente Cordiale.

Don't forget lashings of Belgian Beer

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Boris the Clown is now living the 'Gunboats up the River' Empire's dream by sending two Gunboats over to the Channel Islands to protect 'British Interests'.
 France has said they will cut off the power to the Islands over a fishing rights issue.
Cue hysterical waving of union flags and chorus's of Land of Hope and Glory sung with tears in eyes and memories of Maggie's Falklands.
That'll show them Froggies, well done Boris and to hell with the Entente Cordiale.
"A Downing Street spokesperson said Johnson had “underlined his unwavering support for Jersey” in the crisis......"

Ah, yes, in the same way that "wild horses" wouldn't stop him visiting Scotland pre-election...........
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5 hours ago, TheScarf said:

The Nigel's hard on for war is weird.  Absolutely desperate for foreigners to die IMO.

A few domestic casualties as well, just to show how brave are Boyz are. Very obvious that the fascination with Military endeavour increases the fewer survivors of said endeavours are around. 

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