Tony Ferrino Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 32 minutes ago, HTG said: If it helps, just picture the post-wedding scenario as he seeks to ride her into next week. Bet he's a noisy fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 11 hours ago, Pato said: Struggling to summon the energy to be annoyed he's been married contrary to fucking ridiculous rules of a fucking ridiculous institution tbqhwy lads He hasn't been married "contrary" to the rules of the Roman Catholic Church, he's been married according to the rules. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: There are far more important things to be critical of the Catholic Church for. We can try institutional homophobia for a start. It's not an either or thing old man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 12 minutes ago, Avon Barksdale said: It's not an either or thing old man. No it’s not but like most things in life there are levels of importance. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 On 29/05/2021 at 23:04, GordonS said: My mum used to go to a divorced, widowed and separated group at a Catholic church in the southside of Glasgow. A couple met each other there - she had escaped a violent husband, his wife had died. The priest running the group told them that they couldn't marry in a Catholic church and that if they married civilly, or lived together, he would refuse them communion. But Boris Johnson can have two divorces, unknown children out of wedlock, countless affairs and he doesn't so much as have to do the fucking pre-marriage course??? I'm absolutely astounded that the Catholic church in England have sold out so pathetically to power. Couldn't agree more, there is no way a woman would have made PM with a similar marital record. The man is a mess whichever way you look at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 An article over the weekend stated that this uk government has given the go ahead for a new Royal Yacht with a cost build of £200 Million, you can easily add another £50 Million at least with the overrun, then there is the many many millions to crew it and provide security plus have two other RN ships to escort it. Here we are heading into an economic abyss with many people losing their jobs and they provide hundreds of millions for the Royal Family to swan around the world. The excuse given is that the ship will drum up trade? That's what we have Embassies for! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 45 minutes ago, SandyCromarty said: An article over the weekend stated that this uk government has given the go ahead for a new Royal Yacht with a cost build of £200 Million, you can easily add another £50 Million at least with the overrun, then there is the many many millions to crew it and provide security plus have two other RN ships to escort it. Here we are heading into an economic abyss with many people losing their jobs and they provide hundreds of millions for the Royal Family to swan around the world. The excuse given is that the ship will drum up trade? That's what we have Embassies for! One was outed as a pedo, another died and they were all found out as racist gimps. The boat was to cheer them up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 It's the shitty 'drum up trade' excuse that gets me. Why not just be fucking honest and say it's f**k all to do with that, we just want to give them a luxury boat because we love the taste of boot. *in some foreign capital. Foreign negotiator: "I'm sorry ambassador, this deal is terrible, innovative jams for computer components ? You insult us" British ambassador nods to his assistant who pulls out his phone and makes a call. A large vessel slowly comes into view. Foreign negotiator: "Dear god, it's, it's THE BOAT. Where do I sign ? Take it, take it all" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 This boat sounds like the international trade equivalent of an ice cream van You can imagine it drawing up to some foreign port with William and Kate Kate (to two wee laddies) : What are you wanting from the UK? Laddie: He wants a swatch of yer fanny... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Avon Barksdale said: It's the shitty 'drum up trade' excuse that gets me. Why not just be fucking honest and say it's f**k all to do with that, we just want to give them a luxury boat because we love the taste of boot. *in some foreign capital. Foreign negotiator: "I'm sorry ambassador, this deal is terrible, innovative jams for computer components ? You insult us" British ambassador nods to his assistant who pulls out his phone and makes a call. A large vessel slowly comes into view. Foreign negotiator: "Dear god, it's, it's THE BOAT. Where do I sign ? Take it, take it all" You missed out - Foreign negotiator "tell you what, gie's a shot of the wheel and the horn an' aw' and we'll accept Westminster rule!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 13 hours ago, SandyCromarty said: An article over the weekend stated that this uk government has given the go ahead for a new Royal Yacht with a cost build of £200 Million, you can easily add another £50 Million at least with the overrun, then there is the many many millions to crew it and provide security plus have two other RN ships to escort it. Here we are heading into an economic abyss with many people losing their jobs and they provide hundreds of millions for the Royal Family to swan around the world. The excuse given is that the ship will drum up trade? That's what we have Embassies for! When I was young the excuse for having a royal yacht was "It can be used as a hospital ship in case of war". Then the Falklands war happened and it turned out that it couldn't be used as a hospital ship after all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 At the great unveiling of the new ship of the ages and after many delays by Serco shipbuilding with the project running £900m over budget, Supreme Leader Bozo presents HMS Blighty to the public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawson Park Boy Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 58 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: At the great unveiling of the new ship of the ages and after many delays by Serco shipbuilding with the project running £900m over budget, Supreme Leader Bozo presents HMS Blighty to the public. Bet that works unlike the SG’s ferries! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Dawson Park Boy said: Bet that works unlike the SG’s ferries! Well, it does have a CE mark, so we know it is made to EU safety standards. That's probably the only good thing about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 15 hours ago, tamthebam said: This boat sounds like the international trade equivalent of an ice cream van You can imagine it drawing up to some foreign port with William and Kate Kate (to two wee laddies) : What are you wanting from the UK? Laddie: He wants a swatch of yer fanny... So the Singapore Embassy wants to do a Trade Fair highlighting British Goods, so they call on the new Royal Yacht, Wiliam and Kate join the boat in Portsmouth and set sail for Singapore, two weeks later they arrive, at some cost with two escort ships and 200 of a crew plus high security personnel, altogether at a conservative estimate the cost would be say a Million at the very least. OR They fly out first class on a BA return flight costing £7,500 for the two of them and free accommodation in the Embassy. Plus 10 of an entourage, hairdressers and security etc, in economy at say £8000 for the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Dawson Park Boy said: Bet that works unlike the SG’s ferries! f**k off. Your lot paid a fortune to some cùnt (crony) to run ferries from Ramsgate when said cùnt didn't have, never has had, never likely to have a ferry to his name. I know it's whataboutery but even the worst of the worst about Scotgov absolutely pales into insignificance against a backdrop of corruption, lies, fraud and innumerable breaches of what passes for Ministerial code in London. Every government in the history of government has made mistakes and/or fucked up. The question is whether, overall, they are to some extent competent. On that scale, Scotland is miles in front of Westminster. Just imagine for a moment that Sturgeon had done what Patel has done - people like you would have wanted her strung from the rafters. You were all over her because she didn't like Alex Salmond - and you fuckin hate Alex Salmond! Edited June 2, 2021 by HTG 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 22 minutes ago, Pato said: I am fully in favour of the boat purely because I want to witness the scenes when Somali pirates take command 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxter Parp Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 https://www.thenational.scot/news/19347889.billionaire-peter-cruddas-gave-tories-500-000-days-becoming-lord/?ref=twtrecBillionaire Peter Cruddas gave Tories £500,000 days after becoming a LordCorruption in plain sight. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 On 03/06/2021 at 15:58, Baxter Parp said: https://www.thenational.scot/news/19347889.billionaire-peter-cruddas-gave-tories-500-000-days-becoming-lord/?ref=twtrec Billionaire Peter Cruddas gave Tories £500,000 days after becoming a Lord Corruption in plain sight. Ye see yon birkie ca’d a lord, Wha struts, an’ stares, an’ a’ that, Tho’ hundreds worship at his word, He’s but a coof for a’ that. For a’ that, an’ a’ that, His ribband, star, an’ a’ that, The man o’ independent mind, He looks an’ laughs at a’ that. A Prince can mhak a belted knight, A marquis, duke, an’ a’ that! But an honest man’s aboon his might – Guid faith, he mauna fa’ that! For a’ that, an’ a’ that, Their dignities, an’ a’ that, The pith o’ Sense an’ pride o’ Worth Are higher rank than a’ that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxter Parp Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 £400 Million COVID Contract Winners Go On to Donate £615,000 to Conservatives https://bylinetimes.com/2021/06/04/400-million-covid-contract-winners-go-on-to-donate-615000-to-conservatives/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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