Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 7 hours ago, staggy1929 said: I eat 4 chicken thighs for lunch every day at work and it has started giving me severe headaches. Try cooking them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 When I was a tax dodger on a student grant there was an urban myth going about that a student who was renting a cheap flat in Tillydrone had survived on a diet of porridge to save money and got scurvy as a result. If it was true the bugger got his oats more than I did as a student.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 (edited) When I was younger I ate nothing but comics. Many a time I farted a Topper or a Beezer. Edited September 3, 2019 by Arch Stanton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 9 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Teenager from Bristol has lost his sight because of a diet of crisps and chips. Some reports say his hearing has been damaged as well. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-49551337 Any P&B'ers out there munching Pringles and having trouble reading this post? If they share the same diet, he could possibly have the first blind, blind dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 on a similar note if I get a curry from the Indian my farts and shite both smell like Curry. Please feel free to do what you want with that information.Sometimes I fart the exact smell of perming lotion, and it's not related to whether I've been in a hairdressers' recently or not. Odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Sometimes I fart the exact smell of perming lotion, and it's not related to whether I've been in a hairdressers' recently or not. Odd. Do you eat curly wurlies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Do you eat curly wurlies?Chance'd be a fine thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Try cooking them. I prefer my chicken medium rare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 When I was unemployed I just sat around all day watching porn and eating wotsits. Intriguingly, my cock turned bright orange. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 On 03/09/2019 at 15:22, staggy1929 said: I eat 4 chicken thighs for lunch every day at work and it has started giving me severe headaches. Chickens only have two thighs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 5 hours ago, GordonD said: Chickens only have two thighs. not if they're Chicken Kiev... Chernobyl joke, 1986. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 28 minutes ago, Mutamycete said: It's important to take the right vitamins. Oh, but which ones? We need to know dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 I remember @NotThePars posted YouTube videos of some Yank having fits when he ate an apple or a piece of celery. Ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I remember @NotThePars posted YouTube videos of some Yank having fits when he ate an apple or a piece of celery. Ridiculous. I have a grab bag of disgusting American food freaks. Here's another: https://youtu.be/QZ_a8VXhiSc ETA: Joey's so vile that YouTube won't allow embedding lol Edited July 14, 2021 by NotThePars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 20 minutes ago, NotThePars said: I have a grab bag of disgusting American food freaks. Here's another: https://youtu.be/QZ_a8VXhiSc ETA: Joey's so vile that YouTube won't allow embedding lol this is the worst thing I've ever seen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 23 minutes ago, NotThePars said: I have a grab bag of disgusting American food freaks. Here's another: https://youtu.be/QZ_a8VXhiSc ETA: Joey's so vile that YouTube won't allow embedding lol Bogtrotter wannabe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 6 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Oh, but which ones? We need to know dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't be stupid. If there are some vitamins on the table, take the ones on the right and not the ones on the left. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 this is the worst thing I've ever seenOh really or is this the worst thing you’ve seen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 2 hours ago, NotThePars said: I have a grab bag of disgusting American food freaks. Here's another: https://youtu.be/QZ_a8VXhiSc ETA: Joey's so vile that YouTube won't allow embedding lol “Wur passin wuz poor” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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