Busta Nut Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 hours ago, accies1874 said: Play the piano at train stations. That's a great shout. Those weirdos need caged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Has anyone mentioned people who like wrestling? They'll all register highly on the nonce-o-meter. That reads better if you spell it ommeter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Wet wipe weirdos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 People who type in accents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Strangers who sit next to you on public transport and start talking to you.They're only weird if its guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 People who type in accents.Ken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Chicken Wing said: 3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: People who type in accents. Ken Does he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 My wife was on the phone to some company the other day and was asked her postcode, the creep immediately relayed it in the phonetic alphabet. An incident I wish had happened before we were married. So you're wife being sensible makes you weary? Nothing wrong with this at all. I have a G in my postcode and a J as well. And the amount of times people get it incorrect is unreal, no matter how well I pronounce it. I always do it phonetically now to save the hassle of repeating myself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 hour ago, ShaggysBeard said: My wife was on the phone to some company the other day and was asked her postcode, the creep immediately relayed it in the phonetic alphabet. An incident I wish had happened before we were married. What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Is that a normal thing to do? I thought it was only for pilots and the army. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Is that a normal thing to do? I thought it was only for pilots and the army.I have to use it in my work but even before I worked here I would use it on the phone for the reasons highlighted. The only difference being it would be more like "J for Jungle" rather than "J for Juliet". Your Mrs is sensible. You are not [emoji14] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Aye, I had a look around on Google there. Perfectly normal behaviour. Not my finest hour. F for fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, ShaggysBeard said: Aye, I had a look around on Google there. Perfectly normal behaviour. Not my finest hour. F for fanny. Foxtrot. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I've made several attempts to authentically use the phonetic alphabet when on the phone to these tossers, never seems to work. It's as though my brain filters out the actual phonetic alphabet, plus all the myriad of relatable words beginning with the letter in question leaving you like "......paleontology.........eh.....quixotic.......Montrose...." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 45 minutes ago, Rugster said: Foxtrot Oscar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Of course, if you really want to dick them about on the phone, you could say E for eulogy, P for psychiatrist, K for knee etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Families where the parents and children all have names that start with the same letter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Families where the parents and children all have names that start with the same letter. My younger brother has the same name as my dad, the letter of which is the same first letter of my mother's name. Me and my older brother's name begin with the same letter. My mother has three brothers. Two of them have a first name that begins with the same letter as my mother's name, with one of them having the same first name as my father and younger brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 My younger brother has the same name as my dad, the letter of which is the same first letter of my mother's name. Me and my older brother's name begin with the same letter. My mother has three brothers. Two of them have a first name that begins with the same letter as my mother's name, with one of them having the same first name as my father and younger brother.Reckon all of this actually only covers about 3 folk... Fife c**t 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 And now that I think about it my dad's mother's first name began with the same letter as my dad's (and my mum's and younger brother's). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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