ICTChris Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 A Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. The man is demanding one million rubles, claiming that an app delivered him the crypto currency GayCoin instead of the bitcoin he ordered and that this caused him to become gay. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49933003 According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try". "I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote. "Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents." I don’t know how either tbqhwym. Have any P&Bers been turned gay by an app?
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: A Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. The man is demanding one million rubles, claiming that an app delivered him the crypto currency GayCoin instead of the bitcoin he ordered and that this caused him to become gay. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49933003 @Sergeant Wilson uses the P&B app I've heard he helps out when they're busy.
Bairnardo Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 A Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. The man is demanding one million rubles, claiming that an app delivered him the crypto currency GayCoin instead of the bitcoin he ordered and that this caused him to become gay. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49933003 According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try". "I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote. "Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents." I don’t know how either tbqhwym. Have any P&Bers been turned gay by an app? Grinder turned me gay I think. I took several years of intensive use but I do think it was responsible.
johnnydun Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 Man sues P&B for turning him spotty. According to the complaint, the first red dot arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try". "I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try red dotting myself," the complainant wrote. "Now I have a face of red dots and I do not know how to explain this to my parents." He adds that his "life has been changed for the worse" and he "will never become normal again". P&B "pushed" him "towards red dots through manipulation", he claims. The victim, clearly upset, did not want to reveal his identity due the fear of repercussions.
Venti Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: A Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. The man is demanding one million rubles, claiming that an app delivered him the crypto currency GayCoin instead of the bitcoin he ordered and that this caused him to become gay. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49933003 I don’t know how either tbqhwym. Have any P&Bers been turned gay by an app? Stupid sexy Apple. Feels like I'm swiping nothing at all...
pozbaird Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 The Russian bloke in question definitely looks gay though.
Richey Edwards Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 Now that you mention it, my brother is gay and he always buys Apple products. Coincidence? I think not.
ICTJohnboy Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: A Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. The man is demanding one million rubles, claiming that an app delivered him the crypto currency GayCoin instead of the bitcoin he ordered and that this caused him to become gay. Have any P&Bers been turned gay by an app? Not so far, sweetie, but thank you for asking.
Hammerheid Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 Can't see what his problem is, surely nothing tastes better than a good mouthful of English cox......
invergowrie arab Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 Pornhub is responsible for me watching an incredible amount of homosexual porn. That said, looking over the breadth of their work, it might be more acurate to describe the ladies involved as bi.
tamthebam Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 12 hours ago, pozbaird said: The Russian bloke in question definitely looks gay though. ^^^ next pie will have novichok in it. Or worse. The Russian drug that turns you into a Bluenose- Nacho Novichok.
JamieThomas Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 18 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Have any P&Bers been turned gay by an app? Tbf I'm fairly certain this website has turned dozens of women towards celibacy
BillyAnchor Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 45 minutes ago, JamieThomas said: Tbf I'm fairly certain this website has turned dozens of women towards celibacy Not disagreeing with the premise but do you think there has ever been 'dozens' of women even signed up? Seems much more spotty boy trainspotters in anoraks in their mother's house to me.
JamieThomas Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 1 minute ago, BillyAnchor said: Not disagreeing with the premise but do you think there has ever been 'dozens' of women even signed up? Seems much more spotty boy trainspotters in anoraks in their mother's house to me. My wife isn't registered on here, and yet... WEE LES DAWSON GAG THERE FOR THE FAITHERS
Unleash The Nade Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 23 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Poppycock. Is this a comment or his new gay Russian name ?
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 4 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Not disagreeing with the premise but do you think there has ever been 'dozens' of women even signed up? Yes. 10 of them were magee, though.
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes. 10 of them were magee, though. Wid not. Lies
Bairnardo Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 LiesWould you believe wid not in at least 8 out of the 10 instances?
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