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My kids, my parents, Celtic, Southern Comfort and Lemonade, films, music and bamming up dafties (mainly Tories and ****) on social media and a wee haggis supper now and again. 
I read that initially as you had named your children "Celtic, Southern Comfort and Lemonade".

Not beyond the realm of possibilities TBF.
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10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

His caving adventures, bus adventures or stalking P&B members hooses adventures?

'caving adventures' should be a sub-forum on the 'horrific club photos' thread - there's many a gaping maw on there i wouldn't go near the entrance to without making sure i was tied on to a piece of heavy furniture - and probably had a wetsuit, oxygen and lighting to hand too...

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On 18/12/2019 at 08:45, BigFatTabbyDave said:
On 17/12/2019 at 10:19, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:
C'mon boys, the real question is Arse or Tits?

I don't think it's greed to ask for both, surely?

Nope. When it goes tits up (pardon the pun) the boob boys will be the first up against the wall.

ETA- The great Brentmeister General sums it it here

 

"f**k big tits I'm a shit tits fiend, 

With a map full of pins where my skinny dicks been" 

has been my favourite line from a recentish UK HipHop tune that always gives me a chuckle when I hear it😂

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