Dee Man Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 (edited) 40 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Got a half day off, paid, working at Safeways when the peoples princess passed. Sleep well my fair, fair princess x I used to go out with an English girl whose mum was a massive royalist. My girlfriend got a phone call completely out of the blue one day with her mum wailing hysterically down the line, "DIANA'S DEAD!" My gf was racking her brains trying to think who the f**k Diana was and had to ask her mum who she was on about. Fucking idiot. It was probably her that was screaming "DIANAAAAAAAAA" as the hearse left the gates of Buckingham Palace or wherever it was it left from. Edited January 11, 2020 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Have we heard at all from those two utter wrong 'uns usually found camping outside the hospital in union jack regalia when a royal sprog is hatched? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: 7 hours ago, Sortmeout said: World Cuppy mate. If you were born after the summer of 1998 you might not understand. Ah, thought it maybe that. We played world cup. Genuinely never heard term cuppy. Sounds tad east coast I actually can’t remember if we called it World Cup or World Cuppy but definitely not just Cuppy. Think it was World Cuppy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 8 hours ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: for all of us that can't be bothered watching, can you summarise it? A girl breaks down due to the racist abuse she received trying to have a discussion about racism in the media. White people failing to see that holding people of ethnic minorities up as some kind of modernising feature rather than as a human first and foremost. Then the presenters ask should she not have been prepared for racism, it was a terrible interview. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, throbber said: Was this before or after you and your mates sang “Di went to Paris just to have fun, she fought the wall and the wall won!”? My my Dodi and Di They went to Paris for a shag on the fly They didn't know the driver was drinking whisky and rye Singin' "This'll be the day that Di dies" Singin' "This'll be the day that Di dies" Edited January 11, 2020 by The OP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 21 minutes ago, The OP said: My my Dodi and Di They went to Paris for a shag on the fly They didn't know the driver was drinking whisky and rye Singin' "This'll be the day that Di dies" Singin' "This'll be the day that Di dies" Diana is a rare example of car-pole-tunnel syndrome turning out to be fatal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 2 hours ago, The OP said: My my Dodi and Di They went to Paris for a shag on the fly They didn't know the driver was drinking whisky and rye Singin' "This'll be the day that Di dies" Singin' "This'll be the day that Di dies" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 1 hour ago, John Lambies Doos said: . It all makes sense now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 [emoji23] 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 19 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: We own the fuckers so it isn't up to anybody to step down of their own accord. Why not have an over the top rope wrestling match with the stipulation that if Harry or Meghan win they can do whatever they want? Each inbred comes to the ring every 2 minutes, random draw for the order. It would be tremendous viewing. Can't think of a good name for it, though. "The Wrestling Match that Couldn't Slow Down." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 11, 2020 Author Share Posted January 11, 2020 So a big Royal Conflab on Monday to discuss Harry's decision to step down. This seems to have upset them so much more than Andrew's decision to do the same after his exposure as an out and paedophile. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 It's another gigantic royal PR fuckup, like letting Andrew anywhere near Emily Maitlis. The word from the Palace should have been "He's a grown man, he can do what he wants, we wish him all the best", then getting on the phone and asking what the little shit thinks he's doing not discussing it with the Boss first, and cutting off all his money unless he plays ball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 It's brilliant The Windsors are like an endless Eastenders Christmas day episode 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vacamion Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 It's brilliant The Windsors are like an endless Eastenders Christmas day episodeGET AAHTA MY PAHB......licly funded civil list. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 12, 2020 Author Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Binos said: It's brilliant The Windsors are like an endless Eastenders Christmas day episode It'll be interesting to see who outlasts who. My money will be on Eastenders to see off the Windsors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Was in Morrison’s and one of the Sunday tabloids was advertising 16 pages of coverage! Countries fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 The tabloids doesn't describe it Sun, Mirror, Mail, Express even your Telegraphs and Guardians with anti Meghan stories Public enemy no 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 I think Harry's playing them like a fiddle here. Get them all in one room then he'll burst in, Nepalese prince style with an AK-47.^ Peter Morgan found 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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