Dan Steele Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, throbber said: he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears. Clothes pegs or ears in a knot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, throbber said: One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears. What a lovely thing your father did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futureboy Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Hair down the back of my neck after being at the barber. It's straight home for a shower by the quickest route available. Also, wet hair other than my own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, throbber said: One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears. If my Dad had been less like my Dad and more like your Dad, my childhood would've been a lot more fun. Edited January 20, 2020 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Clothes pegs or ears in a knot?Clothes peg on each ear. Also one time I got off the school bus and he was cutting open a dead deer on the front lawn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 minute ago, throbber said: Clothes peg on each ear. Also one time I got off the school bus and he was cutting open a dead deer on the front lawn. Now that takes things from the heebie jeebies into trauma! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 20, 2020 Author Share Posted January 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, Futureboy said: Hair down the back of my neck after being at the barber. It's straight home for a shower by the quickest route available. Also, wet hair other than my own. On two previous occasions I've had one rogue freshly shaved hair make it's way down my body and stab into my ball sack. Would not recommend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Flour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears.A hare dryer would've done the trick there. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesConnelly Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 A soft yolk egg. Even the look of a runny yolk gives me the boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 28 minutes ago, throbber said: One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears. Probably the CV clincher for the Kleeneze job tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Anything touching my sternum. After breaking it I can't even stand my t-shirt brushing against it. Also hate wet hair dripping down my back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 14 minutes ago, JamesConnelly said: A soft yolk egg. Even the look of a runny yolk gives me the boak. Have you ever worked in Dundee? We used to torment a boy on site about 10 years ago and sing the 'Spermy egg' song. It was basically 'Spider Pig' from the Simpson movie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Red dots 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 (edited) 50 minutes ago, throbber said: One time my sisters pet rabbit died in an explosion of its own shite and my dad wanted to preserve its corpse a little bit for when she wanted to see the remains so he washed it down in the river and hung it up on the washing line by its ears. So your dad was a psychopath.... ....it's all beginning to make sense now. Edited January 20, 2020 by Flybhoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Sandpaper (plus the sandpaper like skins of fish belonging to the dog fish family), Crunchies (the chocolate bar) and peach skins are my "cotton wool"I can't touch cotton wool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 I don't like wooden ice lolly sticks touching the inside of my mouth in any way. Tend to stop short of actually eating a full ice lolly for this reason. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I’ve seen a video of Magee singing the Manic Street Preachers. That explains Richey Edwards. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Going away back to his Swansea days, Brendan Rodgers. There's something "off" about him. You can imagine my delight when he ended up in Scotland. My wife would totally agree with you on this. She has no interest in football, doesn’t have a clue who he is but fucking hates Brendan Rodgers when she sees him on MOTD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Adult's mouths super-imposed onto babies. There's a few ads on TV recently. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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