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Picked up what I reckon is a cold but, with having an underlying condition, I'm now self isolating for 14 days. Let's see what this daytime TV I keep hearing of is all about.
Prepare to be crushingly disappointed.
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1 minute ago, Moomintroll said:
9 minutes ago, The Naitch said:
Picked up what I reckon is a cold but, with having an underlying condition, I'm now self isolating for 14 days. Let's see what this daytime TV I keep hearing of is all about.

Prepare to be crushingly disappointed.

Depends how high her expectations are.

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1 minute ago, Moomintroll said:
9 minutes ago, The Naitch said:
Picked up what I reckon is a cold but, with having an underlying condition, I'm now self isolating for 14 days. Let's see what this daytime TV I keep hearing of is all about.

Prepare to be crushingly disappointed.

Ehhhhh. Homes under the hammer m9. Wash your mouth out.

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2 hours ago, virginton said:

One that also said keeping schools open was a great idea in flat contradiction to nearly every other country in Europe

This is the quote. 

What has been the benefit these other European countries have had from closing their schools?

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I've had two separate people text me saying "my pal in work has a friend in Parliament..." and they go onto say we'll be in full lockdown, nationwide, by tomorrow morning. When pointed out that their pal is talking shite they've then forwarded me on a WhatsApp group message that says "I know a guy who works in Parliament...". Ah well then, if it's been communicated through WhatsApp to wee Jimmy who works in Argos then I suppose it's only a matter of time before Boris addresses the nation.

Why do we breed such gullible idiots? 

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1 minute ago, mathematics said:

SQA exams?!?

Yes.

1 minute ago, Todd_is_God said:

I didn't realise until yesterday that prelim results were no longer used in the event the final exam couldn't be sat?

Why do they still do them then?!

Two main reasons:

1) It gets pupils used to what an actual exam is like;

2) They can still be used for evidence should a pupil miss the final exam due to a serious medical issue, bereavement etc..

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Just now, NotThePars said:

Don't they usually make the prelims harder than the final exams or did we all just genuinely make a substantial improvement in 4 months?

No, it's a myth. What happens is pupils work harder, so by the time the real exam comes they are better, and find it easier than they did the prelim.

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22 minutes ago, The Naitch said:

Picked up what I reckon is a cold but, with having an underlying condition, I'm now self isolating for 14 days. Let's see what this daytime TV I keep hearing of is all about.

Here's a tip (if you need it) On the commercial channels, record everything you want to watch, then you can whiz through not only the adverts but also the opening credits,

 'coming up'  , 'last time' . 

That way you can cram in even more vaccous shite.   I speak with the voice of experience.  

Here's a sad fact. I have a machine capable of recording 8 simultaneous transmissions.  Never used fully except for testing purposes I hasten to add.

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1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said:
1 hour ago, WATTOO said:
This is when the Unions such as USDAW, & the GMB should be making demands regarding basic  pay and terms and conditions for their minimum wage and zero hours workers, many of whom will be expected to keep the country operating at great personal risk and also that of their families. They'll also be subject to abuse, both verbal and possibly even physical.
For decades they've been screwed over, but things have suddenly changed and the "lowly" supermarket check out girl or the "expendable" delivery driver or the "invisible" shelf stacker and warehouse worker are now the people that society in general are relying on to keep them alive.
Is that worth more than £8.21 per hour do you think ???
I'd say so.

12 weeks off if you have an underlying illness. Full pay but 2 weeks of them you need to use as part of holiday entitlement

New slogan should be "Very Little Help".

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Since everyone enjoys MixuFixut's tales of dealing with his parents

Maw Sanchez goes to Granny Sanchez's on a Thursday to do some cleaning and take stuff in. She went this morning. She went back round in the afternoon and has just phoned me from there. There's no Granny Sanchez, but there are potatoes and a fresh loaf from Asda. I might wander round and solder the door shut once she's back.

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16 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

I've had two separate people text me saying "my pal in work has a friend in Parliament..." and they go onto say we'll be in full lockdown, nationwide, by tomorrow morning. When pointed out that their pal is talking shite they've then forwarded me on a WhatsApp group message that says "I know a guy who works in Parliament...". Ah well then, if it's been communicated through WhatsApp to wee Jimmy who works in Argos then I suppose it's only a matter of time before Boris addresses the nation.

Why do we breed such gullible idiots? 

Similar one about no food in the shops from next Friday going around. 

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