Granny Danger Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 22 minutes ago, get_the_subbies_on said: 12 weeks = late June. Will the media focus on 12 weeks or Brexit deadline once we get to that stage? Plus he wants to enact “emergency” powers for 2 years. Something doesn’t add up. He’s dug a hole with the 12 weeks thing but it could be twist or bust for the useless lying buffoon . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Mrs Par shouted at three guys squaring up to each other in the queue in a shop earlier. Poor lads are probably still quaking in their boots. This evening she has had chest pains, persistent dry cough and a temperature of 39 degrees C. Applications now being taken for the next Mrs Par. Please send CV, recent photo and covering letter. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairn Necessities said: It really would be no surprise if the old f**k this up again either. A generation of selfish arseholes. Brexit voting, Tory voting. Anti immigration. How can we expect them not to behave like absolute wankers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just now, L'immortale Par said: Mrs Par shouted at three guys squaring up to each other in the queue in a shop earlier. Poor lads are probably still quaking in their boots. This evening she has had chest pains, persistent dry cough and a temperature of 39 degrees C. Applications now being taken for the next Mrs Par. Please send CV, recent photo and covering letter. @Jambomo Can I be best man, assuming we all survive? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, BawWatchin said: Indeed.... every little does count. Like every little greedy b*****d flooding a supermarket at once and buying 20x more than what they actually need. Leading to a situation where old and vulnerable people are left with nothing. This could be use to describe capitalism in general. Who 'needs' 20 cars? Who 'needs' 200 pairs of designer shoes? Etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: @Jambomo Can I be bridesmaid, assuming we all survive? Hi bridesmaid. Like the beard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: He’s dug a hole with the 12 weeks thing but it could be twist or bust for the useless lying buffoon . He's clearly seen that China are now reporting zero cases after 3ish months and is running with that. What he's not factored in is that he's not ordered people to be welded into their homes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Mrs Par shouted at three guys squaring up to each other in the queue in a shop earlier. Poor lads are probably still quaking in their boots. This evening she has had chest pains, persistent dry cough and a temperature of 39 degrees C. Applications now being taken for the next Mrs Par. Please send CV, recent photo and covering letter. Are you saying the two events are related? Have you told our top boffins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Does anybody know anybody who’s got the virus? My brother in law has a cough and a high temperature, but we'll probably never know for sure if he has/had Covid19 as the only way he is likely to get tested is if he is hospitalised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 (edited) I don't think the old daftie has got the message. Edited March 19, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 minute ago, L'immortale Par said: Hi bridesmaid. Like the beard. Have you been stalking my Facebook profile? Would you be open to a same-sex marriage? Asking for an angry Greenock based man in desperate need of affection. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 31 minutes ago, red23 said: she didn't need it, but took it anyway and said she'd trade it for some vodka. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I don't get this unwillingness to make a wee bit of effort to slow it down unless there are soldiers on the street ready to shoot me stance.You don't think society is showing down a bit? That's exactly what is happening - and that's what the authorities want. If they want lockdown with consequences then introduce it. But people are trying to cope and we all have different ways of doing this. Some folk would prefer to not entirely end normal life just yet and I'm probably in this category. It really would be no surprise if the old f**k this up again either. A generation of selfish arseholes. Brexit voting, Tory voting. Anti immigration. How can we expect them not to behave like absolute wankers. What a state to get yourself into. This is on par with the yes voters openly looking forward to old folk dying off.There are plenty of young folk acting like c***s at the moment. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: @Jambomo Can I be best man, assuming we all survive? I’m afraid that his choice of footwear is not really what I’d be looking for in a life partner. I will not be applying for the position at this time. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Are you saying the two events are related? Have you told our top boffins? The fact she never decked any of them suggests she was probably already feeling the effects. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: He's clearly seen that China are now reporting zero cases after 3ish months and is running with that. What he's not factored in is that he's not ordered people to be welded into their homes. It was a stupid prediction from a guy who is way out of his depth. The most bizarre thing is that he did not need to make it and there is no upside for him in doing so. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Have you been stalking my Facebook profile? Would you be open to a same-sex marriage? Asking for an angry Greenock based man in desperate need of affection. There would probably be some good (on a par with counting sheep) bedtime stories about the history of GMFC. Go for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, pandarilla said: You don't think society is showing down a bit? That's exactly what is happening - and that's what the authorities want. What do you want? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, pandarilla said: You don't think society is showing down a bit? That's exactly what is happening - and that's what the authorities want. If they want lockdown with consequences then introduce it. But people are trying to cope and we all have different ways of doing this. Some folk would prefer to not entirely end normal life just yet and I'm probably in this category. What a state to get yourself into. This is on par with the yes voters openly looking forward to old folk dying off. There are plenty of young folk acting like c***s at the moment. That would be a reasoned argument if each of our actions effected only us. There an excuse for ignorant and/or stupid folk not understanding this, there’s no argument for an educated and intelligent person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 What do you want?What i want is for those in charge to follow the directions of the best scientific advice available.As far as i can see, that's exactly what's happening.If they decide to lock-down then that's what happens. But until then people will take their precautions and try to cope with all of this as best as possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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